it's miku miku beam time, lycca
@jester-the-zero
i, real jester darkest dungeon (Real) ((Not)) am. not sure what i am doing here, honest. i'll continue to reply to random posts with things that are maybe, possibly, funny to people that aren't me (No promises)
it's miku miku beam time, lycca
they're gonna play celeste first trust
Mimic actually... HASN'T had a moment like that yet, she's been angry, slightly put off, happy, but never *scared*, because she hasn't done enough or made connections enough to be afraid of something or someone
you're putting half of your production of soap into dicks
im proud of you
Kell would bring beef stew (its one of his favorites)
Mimic would bring either drinks or wake up an hour before and make a cake
how many times will you do this
go, do a crime
mimic girl made of soap you're welcome
the moth declares everything must be fluffy, and so fluffy it will be
slime or oceanic, personally. or eldritch
eldritch is very nice
got a new PFP so im not stuck with the goofy ass straight from game image, art by @distr.bsky.social
now that's the quality content we know you for, los
it isn't strictly illegal in a lot of places!
too little monster sex in this shitpost, still, however, a 7/10 /j
the dnd staple, electrum and only electrum /j
we mostly use copper through platinum (excluding the middle child) because it's just a giant dnd campain with tons of dms and players
how DARE you be late to sharing porn on the internet, this is a travesty
why is it that any time i take a nap it either lasts one hour or i wake up in the next dimension with a category 10 headache and every status effect
very good
mimic enjoys chess, checkers, and blackjack, and hates all videogames because nobody else will ever play them with her again after the first round
mimic... surprisingly doesn't actually have one, they were built just a few months ago, given godlike magical power, and then immediately got stuck doing small jobs for a shadow government because said government had them built, they don't even "hate" them it's just a dull annoyance
thinking hard or thinking about it being hard
me getting like 5 commissions of characters i like in the past few weeks
it gets rid of any witnesses to her frustration, AND she gets to blow up stuff, so she remains "perfect poised moth witch"
mimic finds a large, mostly empty area, and starts slinging so many spells that afterwards you'd think you were in the wastes
survived a trip into the darkest dungeon, will never sleep the same again, 10/10 would have another heart attack
Mimic is currently employed by the perpetrator of a shadow government spanning massive tunnel networks across the plane and is EXTREMELY loaded. she will, however, make you pay for the first date
you can't stop me from tasting an orange made spicy, soap cop
do they taste like a spicy orange?
your next task? soaps themed after your DND characters
don't fail me, agent 47
it's always the dichotomy of "do i wanna fuck them, or do i wanna be them"