The last Chuck-E-cheese

would be awesome if all the viral posts had alt text

Draft file with the post "Helen kinda bad tho id tap" and the picture of Helen a chicken mascot

Oh shit oh fuck

with alt text

watching paint dry is actually pretty fun if you’re in a small room with no ventilation

Calm down, people. The pulsating dodecahedron sometimes turns that sickening color.

If you meet an odd man in the elevator who offers to take you to the 13-½ floor, don't do it. You're not ready for what's there.

We dont want to only be known as the place with a frozen dead ICE agent in the parking lot so we're bringing back chuckaritas to the menu!

We should probably call animal control theyll know what to do with the carcass

Yep, hes still there

Yep, hes still there

It seems an ICE agent feel on the ice in the parking lot and broke his neck. What a shame that hes blocking Suzannes parking spot

Duo ‘bout to suck this D

Fuck it
We're getting a lava lamp

Come sit in the chair where a guy who looks like Walton Goggins got served divorce papers once

Please mr cheese was my father, call me an ambulance

Have you kids ask us one more time to play the skibbidy toilet song and we'll burn this place down to the ground.

You gotta understand
It was a different time

Come see the Frogger machine with John Wayne Gacy's never-been-beaten high score

Puppet with a lot of hair and beady eyes

It is with a heavy heart that we have to announce that Nigel, host of Animal world is still alive

And a chocky milk pls

To the absolute sicko who took a shit on the 1996 Santa with muscle starring Hulk Hogan pinball machine: we dont approve of your method but we kinda get it

Our post about not evading taxes seems to raise a lot of questions answered by our post about not evading taxes

We are not evading taxes

That must be the second to last chuck-e-cheese

Your son is fine hes fine here have some chuckaritas on the house its fine its all fine

We cant watch this on company time

We're desperate for business but you can take yours elsewhere its fine

Has the booger wall become sentient or is it just black mold?

Astonishing isn't it

I think the city is just as puzzled as we are that the building is still standing.

Or even there at all