Jacques Granger

Call me Percy Bisque Shell-y the way I love lobster bisque.

I wonder whether anyone ever thought to pull Neil Young aside and let him know that "Bite the Bullet" is gross.

CATS/COSMO.GIF

The power of artificial intelligence is changing the world

All the other monkeys are bullying Punch because he's really annoying.

✨ It’s a yes or no question ✨

Chrontendo Episode 47 (01:12:47)

Chronturbo Episode 2 (00:09:45)

Chrontendo Episode 14 (00:32:59)

I would shoot the computer with a handgun five to eight times

Photo of a fairly generic modern bathroom with a shower/tub combo, a toilet, a sink, a mirror, and a demonic entity coming out of the mirror

What could go wrong using AI to help stage a few listing photos?

One reason Republicans are so laser targeted on trans kids existing, is that trans kids existing requires accepting the bodily autonomy and consent of children.

Which is something republicans absolutely can't do, since they are pedophiles.

Their transphobia and pedophilia is them being consistent

i think jesse jackson was one of the most important american political figures of the post-war era and i think that his 1984 and 1988 campaigns for the democratic nomination still have a great deal to teach about forging a path to a more egalitarian world. RIP.

Donkey Kong: This monkey dude took off with your girlfriend, and you need to rescue her.

Donkey Kong Jr.: The hero from the first game captured your dad, and you need to rescue him.

Donkey Kong 3: You're an exterminator, and you need to just fully blast Donkey Kong's area with chemicals.

IREM ARCADE CLASSICS

IREM ARCADE CLASSICS

THE URANAI 4: HARAPEKO KUMA NO KAIUN KABALA URANAI

THE URANAI 4: HARAPEKO KUMA NO KAIUN KABALA URANAI

BUTAGEE DE IINJANAI?

BUTAGEE DE IINJANAI?

A mockup of a Jeopardy board question that reads "Konami's depiction of Count Dracula iconically called this type of person "a miserable little pile of secrets"

Text at the top of the page reads "you better not be a cunty Pinky when I get there." me: Below that is an image of Pinky, the pink ghost from Pac-Man, with long eyelashes and lipstick on striking a sassy hand-on-hip pose beside a pink Atari VCS joystick. The background is light pink with segments of a Pac-Man maze in darker pink scattered throughout.

Low-effort OC because this was my first thought when I saw this ad. 👻💅

keep it shut down until 2029

while you were studying the blade, i went to the store

God, I love being a New Yorker

Because it's set in Scotland and all.

I hear the last boss of Silent Hill Townfall is going to be Roddy Frame with a knife!

Impression of an owl who stole songs from Los Lobos and put them on his Africadabra album:

"Who! can call me Al"

or

"You can call me owl"

Crankin' the groundhog.

Is that anything?

Coworker: "Great stuff gets shown on Mubi, but I hate that rapidly rotating format."

Me: "That's what I always say about trying to watch stuff on zoetropes."

Coworker: 🙄

I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.

4 Black journalists have been kidnapped by the federal government

somebody stop me