Patrick Dalton

Could you though?

Think I just spotted a real life Minion

If another country were behaving like the USA & Israel are behaving now the USA would be sending troops in.

I guess the stock market may soon be low enough to actually release all the unreacted Epstein files

The visible layers of history, the sheer scale of ruins, the fact that there's ancient stuff everywhere. Rome blew my mind. Everything I hoped for and so much more. Amazing place.

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It's a London I vaguely remember from my youth. The newsagent at the end might just be a contender for the most interesting man alive.

BBC - To the World's End: Scenes and Characters on a London Bus Route Meet characters who live near the No. 31 bus route from Camden Town to Chelsea. (1985)

This whole series is incredible. A real time capsule, a completely different world. The old boy from the private members club with the bandage on his hand, the bagel shop owners, the stripper teacher. Just amazing stuff.

This is spectacular too

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Nigel Farage when Putin comes knocking

Somebody push that MF Trump out of a window already.

The people who told us austerity was crucial, Brexit would be brilliant, Boris Johnson’s amazing and Liz Truss is an economic genius, are now insisting the country should join an illegal war

#BBCLauraK

Same. I want to but six seasons of anything to catch up on just seems too much for me, so I just end up watching Seinfeld for the 900th time.

On top of this they KNOW he is very likely a pedophile & child murderer.

The fact this isn't being addressed is insane to me.

Trump has always been an utter c-unit.

When he was 5 years old he was caught throwing ROCKS at a BABY.

Just think, if somebody had just properly kicked his ass years ago the world wouldn't be in this mess.

Trump needs to burn in hell

Predictive text failed you there

The samples on this album introduced me to so much brilliant non-wanky jazz

Friday's motivation music - A Tribe Called Quest, The Low End Theory aka "The Sgt. Peppers of Hip Hop" ✌️

He's such a prick.

I'm very proud that he blocked me on Twitter once when we got into an argument & I suggested that he is the way he is because nobody had ever truly loved him or ever will.

Must've touched a nerve with that.

There's a high chance Trump is sharting whilst they do this

WTF?!? Absolute dicks.

Dear Shabana, I notice today that you referred to me in your speech on immigration at the IPPR think tank. You said: “A party leader should not be on the beaches of France encouraging people to make a perilous crossing on small boats.” I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised especially after the hateful Labour campaign in Gorton and Denton, but this is just the latest in a string of lies peddled by a discredited Government who intentionally fan the flames of racism and division. When I went to Calais, I was not there to encourage people to travel to the UK. I was there to see at first hand the suffering your Government and successive Governments have done in demonising migrants in a pathetic bid to pander to the base instincts of Reform and the flawed strategy of Morgan McSweeney. As you will know, if you even bothered to research my visit instead of taking Reform talking points, I was there to witness the brutality of families living in tents in freezing temperatures. I filled water tanks and picked up litter. What that visit did do is confirm my belief that if we are to smash the boat gangs and stop the boats, we need to offer safer and managed routes for migrants to come to this country. Showing compassion as a politician is not a crime. In fact, we need to see much more of it. It reminded me of a young MP who in October 2015 spent three days in Lesbos helping migrants fleeing war-torn Syria. She posted videos on X, talked about handing out water and croissants to refugees and food parcels. When she returned to the UK, she wrote a very moving piece in the New Statesman. She said “we have to work with our European partners and create new, safe, and legal routes for refugees to get to Europe. We cannot abandon them to their fate, left as prey for smugglers whilst risking death on the seas.” She said “maybe we can make ourselves feel better by saying no-one is making them get on the boats. And again, the Home Secretary is not entirely wrong when …

Dear Shabana,

Let's clear some things up around migration and remember we're talking about people's lives.

I love this bleak Simpsons moment for Moe.

Having the foresight to make this sign & tape it to his back is just perfection.

Pure Moe.

MAGA is the pedo/rapist party

Personally, I think adults should do World Book Day too.

Make it a Halloween for bookworms.

I wish they had TBH

Dubai is a cunt magnet

RAJU: You'll concede this is war?

MARKWAYNE MULLIN: We haven't declared war. They declared war on us

RAJU: The president called it war and Secretary Hegseth called it war

REPORTER: When you walked up just now, you called it war

MULLIN: Okay. That was a misspoke.