you just got me temp banned @mrfantapants.bsky.social π
you just got me temp banned @mrfantapants.bsky.social π
"Marshall is on the case!"
i'll use your tweet to support my request for a wage increase, if you don't mind
Luigi Mangione in orange jumpsuit in the center of the frame, flanked by law enforcement officers, his hands are clasped and bound in front of him he looks off to the side pensively, seriously does this guy just not photograph poorly at all?
"Okay, get some snaps of that Mangione character, but you better not pull any bullshit where he looks like the subject in a 16th century painting called 'Christ taken at the Garden of Gethsemane'."
"Okay, now don't be mad but..."
are you ever not on fucking holidays?
aw nuts, it's not enough time
you getting any sleep Buzzwald?
It is your birthday, @redjolt.bsky.social! Happy Birthday fren - please for to enjoy this kissy-kissy with your lovely family π§‘
a lot of fucking sirens around here
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oh ffs >.<
hey, you're here!
Summer is that special time of the year when I ignore the cricket.
It makes a refreshing change from ignoring football in winter.
I canβt wait till Christmas so I can ignore some tennis.
Hey! It's twelve years since the #susanalbumparty hashtag, and a good time to remember the glorious childishness of golden age twitter.
It was the Busta Rhymes, it was the Wusta Rhymes.
Having a black cat means sometimes I talk to a sweater on my bed.
You'd never mess with Bruce Lightning though
give it time...
emus prefer it if you just back the fuck up, Dave
Kermit the Frog playing the banjo, with the caption, "Why are there so many songs about rainbows?" Below, a screen capture of a famous dril tweet with the top cut off, so just the bottom part is visible, which says, "but only 1 song about the boys being back in town"
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i'm never sleeping again, am I?
ROFL! I am actually on the vodka orange!!!