One time like 15 years ago a fortune teller told me that the number 6 would be extremely important in my life and well I have OCD so that was very bad for me and I worried obsessively about the number 6 in all sorts of creative ways over the years and then my beautiful son was born on the 6th 🥲
I'm a mom now???? I'm not sure how this happened?? (with extreme and careful planning and years of effort 😂🥹😍)
this is huge
I woke up 2.5 hours ago and am already exhausted and my chest is filled with lava after half a yogurt so third trimester is going well!
Been sober for 2.5 years and yet I keep having nightmares where I just suddenly forget I'm pregnant and go absolutely feral at the worlds craziest house party and then am like...OH NO WAIT and am devastated 😭🙂↔️
Felt like I was wasting my entire youth filling up water bottles and pet bowls at the refrigerator so I took this stupid little brass bitch out of the water line and now we've got floooow baybee!! I am dad!!!
A SKELATEN TRYEN TO CAST A SPELL WITH THERE LOBSTER STAFF AND IT SAY'S " WHY DOES EVERY DAY FEEL LIKE THE FIRST 10 MINUTES OF A HORRO RMOVIE YOU CAN TELL SOMETHING WEIRDS HAPPENING BUT WE DONT HAVE THE ANCIENT BOOK WITH THE SPELL THAT MAKES HAMBURGER'S COST $4.00 AGAIN " = A WINDOW BLOWS OPEN , OBJECTS NO LONGER FALL IN THE PATH YOU EXPECT, YOUR NIEGHBOR DISSAPPEARS NO ONE KNOWS WHERE THEY WENT , WAY TOO WARM IN COLD MONTH, CLIP OF AMERICAN POLITICIAN TALKING WOULD HAVE BEEN TO UNREALISTICALY FASCIST TO PUT IN A SCI FI MOVIE, LIGHT BULBS MAKE THE WRONG COLOR OF LIGHT, EVERYONES SICK ALL THE TIME, THE PEOPLE ON "OUR SIDE" DONT CARE TO DEFEND THE LEAST OF US , MAIL STOP'S SHOWING UP , GIVE ME THE TOME !!! GIVE ME THE TOME OF SPELL'S !!! GIVE ME THE AMULET !!! CAST SPELLS NOW!!! NOW!!! NOW - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
WHY - dashare.zone ADMIN
hey thanks!!! ☺️
tysm!! ☺️
yeah exactly! And it folds up real small for easy storage!
thank you!! ☺️
my perfect wife got me a pop up bathtub for my birthday and I cant even explain to you how important this is for me on a regular day but especially now in my knocked up state 😭🙌🏻
Rewatching Steven Universe because I need to feel like maybe this planet is still worth saving
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I love how much everyone in my neighborhood hates round-abouts. The facebook group is absolutely popping off about them adding a new one and Im just delighting in it 😂 suddenly Susan is a city engineer!! Who knew!!
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I forgot how weird the cover is 😂
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OH NOOOO THIS SUCK'S I HAVE TO GOTO MY ROOM WHERE THERES NOT A BUNCH OF OTHER PEPOLE MAKEN NOISE AND WATCHEN TV, AND I HAVE TO BE IN THERE WITH ALL MY COOL STUFF I LIKE NOOOOO THIS SUCK'S PLEASE DONT MAKE ME CHILL OUT BY MY SELF LMAO , DA TEXT SAYS "GOING TO MY ROOM WAS NEVER A PUNISHMENT , I LIKED BEING IN THERE, THATS WHERE ALL MY STUFF IS " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
SEE YA - dashare.zone ADMIN
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the arrogance lmao not to mention they ready have our own military deployed against us.
omg no and I saw a small clip of it and I'm already scared 😂
I feel like the most scared Ive ever been during a horror movie was the Evil Dead remake but I had no idea what I was walking into 😂 most recently, Oddity got me good I did noooot like what I was seeing 🙂↔️
baby steps
omg haha why the hell not!!
