does beard stroking improve thinking
04.03.2026 19:04
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does beard stroking improve thinking
My babyyyyyy 🥺
Maple the golden retriever, at 3 months old, curled up on an appropriately sized bed for her small size. Shes approximately 20 lbs in this photo.
Maple, now 3.5 years old, curled up on the same striped bed. She barely fits, she is curled up like a croissant. Shes approximately 75 lbs in this photo, doing her best to fit on the bed.
How it started / how it’s going
Woaah
I killed a guy, and I took his fancy blue and purple guns, and I extracted successfully. then on my next run I died without firing a single shot and lost those guns. Best game ever made.
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anytime! :)
technically, it's a moth vomiting stuff. They're weaving your skin!
20 minutes? Look at Mr elite survivor over here.
Also, just, like, the speed with which I would have been fired from every job I’ve ever had if I recorded each meeting, without disclosure, into an unapproved third-party, AI app. This cannot be real.
Okay, so, there is an AI meeting recording app(l (that I won’t name) that is definitely doing an undisclosed sponsorship / advertising campaign on TikTok, right? I’m not the only person noticing this?
I have had the privilege of working with Malcolm since joining Full Circle, and he’s truly an exceptional designer. If you’re looking, you couldn’t find better.
I built my most recent PC in 2016, and it is ineligible to run windows 11, so I’m driving this thing into the ground, I guess
To be fair, I did go pretty much as hard as it is possible to go.
I bought six 22TB drives for a NAS last year, and I’ve never felt like I dodged a bullet more.
haha, I scrolled partway into this, immediately heard the level up music and realized that it was VERY IMPORTANT that I close the window immediately if I wanted to not lose another several years to WoW
Colin Firth bought a Gameboy Advance SP from me. I did not know who he was.
That’s not very LaLiLuLeLo of you.
Proposal: when an individual earns their billionth dollar, they are euthanized, gilded, and displayed as a trophy in the international hall of billionaires, as a monument to their achievement in life as a winner of capitalism.
Oh my God, Ian
it's one retirement Michael, what could it cost? 10 homes?
that's what I thought too!
Maple the golden retriever, at the age of 4 months old, sits politely on a wooden walkway. She is smiling up at the camera with her upper lip stuck on her teeth. She is the picturesque ideal of the world’s cutest puppy.
Get a puppy, they said.
A dog will be your best friend, they said.
They never tell you that a dog can express the most foul substance known to humankind from its anal glands.
The most holy ability to love. The most unholy scented ass juice.
Bettridge’s law says “no”
Watching people react to the pokemon lego prices as someone who’s been into the lego icons line for several years:
Didn’t see as many as usual this year, but…
Best: Sinners
Worst: Love Hurts
It’s so goddamn bad
