✨The Swamp Witch✨

I am constantly reminded what an idiot I am and how I'll never be good enough for a peaceful existence

The important thing is that no matter what I say, no how hard I try, no matter what effort I put in,

I'm fucking stupid.

The DNC did this and I will never fucking forget or forgive

Just sneezed five times in a row. The pollening is upon us

"You're really good at sales" oh no people just feel sorry for me because I'm horribly awkward and nonsensical

Economic blackout this Friday. Don’t buy stuff Friday, February 28. We have power. No big business. OK small business. Use cash. Giant red hand, drawn bunny.

This FRIDAY!
Spread the word.
Practice abstaining.
Do something small everyday. Inch by inch is a cinch.
#repost

Tennessee Possums Folk Punk Party I play folk punk badly.

I'm actually trying to write my own songs for once (I have one original song, it's about Bojack Horseman, and it's 90% horse puns)

Keep an eye on tumblr.com/tennesseepossums

Turns out I can literally hand my cats a mouse and instead of catching it, they get scared and run away

"I am 100% sure that is an automobile"

"The longer you do this job, the easier it'll be to know type of car someone is driving"

Wanna bet?

Sorry I've been horribly overwhelmed and depressed lately. But the face eating leopards eating people's faces and them being shocked by it is also very satisfying

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I got the job BTW! I stand in a box and help people buy car wash memberships. I can read or do crossword between customers. No crosstraining, minimal janitorial, good management. Comfy uniform.

Did I just luck into the best job for my autistic ass?

project2025.observer

34%. Thirty four fucking percent complete. It's been two months.

Drug test tomorrow. I have ten dollars to feed everyone, and my first day starts during the usual food drive I go to.

Anything helps

“The Pharisees and the scribes have taken the keys of Knowledge and hidden them. They themselves have not entered, nor have they allowed to enter those who wish to. You, however, be as wise as serpents and as innocent as doves.”

Gospel of Thomas, verse 39

My right eyebrow has been twitching for eight hours straight. Warm compress isn't helping. Meditation isn't helping. Aggressively massaging my eyebrow isn't helping

And now I have a headache behind my right eye.

Thank you so much!!

Any help until I start my new job is incredibly appreciated

I need khaki pants, a sleeve for my tattoo, gas money to the drug test, and just. Life. I enjoy living.

Thank you. If you can't donate please share

#mutualaid

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@yourleftpocket.bsky.social

Any help until I start my new job is incredibly appreciated

I need khaki pants, a sleeve for my tattoo, gas money to the drug test, and just. Life. I enjoy living.

Thank you. If you can't donate please share

#mutualaid

linktr.ee/swampwitchol...

It's small but it's definitely there. They find one or two songs they can interpret to their liking and ignore the rest.

My husband's ex and her church (world outreach) LOVE Mobile. I don't get it.

Biiig same. ❤️

vax

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The amount of Christian nationalists who listen to @themountaingoats.bsky.social and just completely miss the point makes my blood pressure jump

I find myself saying "That's white people shit" a lot for someone who is in fact, white. 🤔

punks

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Noise cancelling earphones aren't enough

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