Krystal Younglove

*Watching Supernatural*
"What are ya gonna do, kick it?
Of course you are!"

"Welcome to Coney Island! Like Disney, with a higher crime rate."
- Cyclone Jack

"What the fuck is Tappers?"

*Sarcasm* What the fuck is Tappers?!?!
Uncultured!

Right?! I might be louder about it 🤣

I want more costumes...
and a really good massage...

Just putting that energy out there 👀

"I mean yah, the mechanics of a steampunk keg stand."

"She's not a competent Muppet!"

"Fold that chair!"

"They can tell you're a tourist."
"What? How?"
"Well first, you have a drink umbrella in your hair..."
"Damn it!"

I showed up at Jameson's Distillery not sober 😬

Happy Wrath Month 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

"We go out to a castle, and she's taking pictures of tiny flowers."

The driver drives this bus like a bulldozer
#ireland #doubledecker

Bangs and humidity don't play nice together

The amount of sensoring I see on social media now blows my mind. Like blurring and alphabetically changing everyday words

She/They/Bruh

If you're not using a palliette as a bookmark, are you even a showgirl(person)?
Of course you are, I just think I'm funny.

Need!!

Just realized the local ice cream truck might accept tap pay now, and my entire world has changed

Did I stuff a lot of cookies in my face yesterday? Yes.
Do I regret it today? Yes.
But only because there are now less cookies

And now, to figure out how to store a jellyfish skirt 🤔

Poison Ivy is the worst

With Spring finally here, I keep going to grab your leash before my walks.
I miss you buddy

We're treating ourselves to two cups of coffee today 🙀

Easter Candy is some of the best holiday candy.
Except licorice jelly beans....

It was soooooo nice today.... On this coast

Goooooo outsiiiideee

Watercolor illustration of a green jack-o-lantern with shamrock shaped eyes surrounded by clover and shamrocks

Have a lucky day, friends! (Jack-O-March…or maybe it should be Jack O’March?)

www.joannabarnum.com/shop/jack-o-... #stpatricksday #halloween #art

Then suddenly it's 4pm.
What have I been doing?

Pretending that a country could be run like a business, which it can't.
Tangerine Tornado and all involved would still be doing a shit job.
I'm watching people I know in the gov get absolutely railed.
In the wake of this kind of destruction, a business would have folded already.