When an immovable object (loaf) meets an unstoppable force (my desire to delay projects)
When an immovable object (loaf) meets an unstoppable force (my desire to delay projects)
Me: today's specials are...
50 yr old straight man: I'm liquored up, what are your pronouns?
At my first hormone appointment the doctor asked me what my end goals were. Ummm I'm hoping to go peacefully in my sleep at 75? Idk
My restaurant job calls us "captains" instead of servers, and I'm like, so do we get crunchitized or not
Mental health may be shrinking, but the ass groweth
Feeld HQ now that it's not allowed to be nonbinary
My therapist ended my session yesterday with a classic banger:
"Are you open to being reevaluated by a psychiatrist?"