ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒

IZZY HANDS

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

every time I hear Mangiapane's name my brain says it in the most exaggerated Italian accent ever and I can't make it stop

STURM I LOVE YOU

ok im awake now

hrgg this game is making me so tired

A SKELATEN IN GROCEY STORE "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2026, IF I WANTED TO BEYELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNING THEM " DONT KNOW IF YOU SAW IT LATELY BUT ITS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS IN 2025, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2024, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2023, ETC, BY THE TIME THE SHIT GOT SOLD TO ELLON IT WAS ALREADY ALMOST DEAD, THE LAST HANDFUL OF HUMAN USERS WANDERING IN ALGORITHM HELL WHILE BOTS RESPONT TO THEM IN GPT SPEAK, THE AGING SNARKY COMMENTERS REFUSING TO MOVE TO BSKY OR THREADS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ONE NOTCH DUMMER THEN THEM ARE STILL ON TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO DUNK THEM BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY AND NO WAY TO PROVE THERE SELF WORTH, AND THE PEPE NAZI'S FEEL EMBOLDENED TO START NEW SLURS AND SMACK THEM SELF IN THE FACE WITH OBJECTS TO INCREASE THEIR JAW LINE, BUT EVEN THEY DONT LIKE IT BECAUSE "THE LIBS" ARE NO LONGER THERE TO GET MAD AT THEM, AN APP FOR NO ONE WITH A SOUL, OWNED BY DEVIL, STILL FULL OF YOUR DEAD FRIENDS POSTS FROM YEARS PAST, AN ENTIRE ERA OF YOUR LIFE ONLINE NOW ONLY EVIDENCED BY OLD WORDS CARVED INTO THE CLIFFS OF HELL,,,,, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM JUST A SKELETIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

You know what I miss?

we constantly vote to get rid of this shit yet here it still is, fucking us all up for at least a week and causing accidents

aw fuck i just remembered the time change

Drop a gif you can hear

starting a thread of NPC names I invented that made my D&D party so mad they yelled at me

like yeah the loss sucks but him just going after Celebrini multiple times is bullshit

What the fuck is Barzal's problem???

Celebrini takes a hit to the head

I would've eaten the refs by now

Oh okay! Guess we're just not calling anything now!!!

Good thing I didn't go to this game, they gave everyone bucket hats

I thought Tony DeAngelo could only score own goals

hahahha avery hayes rocks

i realize now that trying to understand the sewing machine might affect the "relaxing day" part but that's okay

watching the Pens game, trying to have a nice relaxing day 👍might try to understand the sewing machine later

The Fargo Woodchippers. It’s like a baseball player was fed into a woodchipper but not really its an animated logo style.

Some of the Minor League promo team names are ok but sometimes they nail it.

The Fargo Woodchippers.

The mascot for the Moorhead Spuds high school hockey team. A surprisingly jacked potato is wearing skates, gloves, and holding a hockey stick, making a move to steal the puck, and possibly your heart

My sister has informed me that Edina was knocked out of the MN state hockey tournament by the Moorhead Spuds, and the Spuds mascot does not disappoint.

there have to be activists who break into the pokemon centers and free all the pokemon

I feel like it would just take one Pokémon looking at Pikachu and asking “why doesn’t he need to live in the ball?” to lead to some fuckin changes in that society

We'd all be happier if we lived somewhere walkable (The Deep Space Nine space station)

I shouldn't be surprised that fascists have no idea how Major League ballparks work, since fascists don't work lol

One of my friends went to one of them, it looked really cool! I think there was one around me too but i missed it

an absolutely disgusted looking cat

my friends any time i talk about some nerd shit