Did you know that boxes of Girl Scout thin mints really actually only have two cookies?

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

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Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:

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Has Earth received any radio signals from aliens? – Sciworthy Scientists with the SETI@home project analyzed 14 years of radio wave data collected by the Arecibo Telescope and identified 92 signals that warrant further investigation.

Researchers analyzed 14 years of Arecibo radio data in a SETI@home effort, identifying 92 candidate technosignals after filtering interference and natural sources with algorithms and placing artificial 'birdies' to test performance, defined de… #aliens #china #ovni #sciworthy #uap #ufo #ufosky #usa

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A new blankie for the secretary
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Release the Epstein Files

I just love how these holier-than-though fundamentalists ALWAYS get the answer from "God" that they want. God forgave him????

Hope the voters don't

Oh, and if he took responsibility, he'd fucking RESIGN IN DISGRACE

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See? All done.

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Fine, you’re a woman mace

This be my wife 🙄

Because she got to melting chocolate chips for her ice cream 🍨 and slicing bananas and shit 😂🙄

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IRGC Destroys Second US THAAD System in Gulf, Wipes Out UAE Radar and $1.1 Billion Qatar Early Warning Shield — Iran Declares Missile Dominance - Defence Security Asia IRGC precision strikes reportedly destroy a second US THAAD system, its UAE radar, and Qatar’s $1.1 billion early warning system, exposing fractures in America’s Gulf missile defence architecture and ...

so Iran has apparently knocked out and destroyed / disabled to some extent two U.S. THAAD batteries

This is a massive deal. Aside from the expense, this is not a weapon system we just have a ton of lying around. You don't replace these easily.

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@stephaniemiller.bsky.social another war in Ecuador

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social the best part at the very end in air quotes “your special advisor, Mr Corey Lewandowski”

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I’m just gonna say block. Only second ever on sky