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Krista D. Ball: Canada's Bitchy Potato

@kristadb1

Krista D. Ball is an award winning Canadian author who hasn't met a potato she didn't like. Krista's motto: don't let the randos steal your joy. She posts on reddit: she's been called worse by better than you. kristadball.com for books, contact, etc.

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She's improving every day, but she's not completely better. She's in a lot less pain. We reduced her meds down a day early. She goes back in on Thursday so I'll know more then.

07.03.2026 05:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm.gonna be blocking so many people lol

07.03.2026 04:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

It's one thing not to like them. But she said they ruined the aesthetic of my photo.

Bitch I was eating dinner not making ~~~aesthetics~~~

07.03.2026 04:22 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I made up a giant batch of pineapple + meatballs and frozen them into portions.

07.03.2026 04:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bluesky discover tab has found this post and it's bedtime.

There's gonna be so many weirdos tomorrow when I log back in. 🀣

07.03.2026 04:16 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

What a weird comment to a complete stranger. Do you normally walk up to strangers lecturing them about their bodies in the grocery store parking lot?

07.03.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nah.

07.03.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so mad she insulted my placemats lol

07.03.2026 04:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What an incredibly weird thing to say to a complete stranger.

07.03.2026 04:10 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I prefer it this way.

07.03.2026 04:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I throw everything on a sheet and walk away lol

07.03.2026 03:06 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The store that sells these is 5 minutes away from the Newfoundland restaurant and 5 minutes from the gaming store.

omg

07.03.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Local man takes time out of his busy schedule snorting Trump news to criticize complete stranger. Peter Mansbridge special report live, tonight at 10pm. 10:30 NL.

07.03.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bret blue cheese omg

07.03.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

update: i have found a local dealer, I mean distributer πŸ‘€

07.03.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It was during covid, we all blocked out those early months LOL

but this place would 100% believe I was getting a coffee IV LOL

07.03.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I do not know of this brand. *googles furiously*

07.03.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

anyway, I have to go paint a bunch of tiny miniatures so I'm sure I'll come back to loads of very normal replies about having a diet pepsi.

07.03.2026 01:27 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

omg do you remember when I had the 3 months of IV iron treatments back on Twitter - they were the ones I used to joke that I was having coffee IVs.

Can you imagine how Bluesky would react to those LOLOLOLOLOL

07.03.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not gonna lie, when I saw the picture I immediately thought β€œThat Pepsi’s going to bring out the nutbars.” πŸ˜‚

07.03.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

HOW CAN A GIRL HYDRATE IN THIS ECONOMY

07.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I swear I'm not allowed to drink anything with my meals!

I'm not allowed any wine (b/c apparently my wines are too expensive, too cheap, wrong pairings), no pop, no Kombucha, no lattes ("that will make you fat" and "caffeine is bad for you"), and if I have water people make fun of it.

07.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Local individual takes time out of busy schedule snorting US politics posts to insult woman for eating. Full investigative report at 7.

07.03.2026 01:18 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
β€ͺOODad‬
 β€ͺ@00dad.bsky.social‬
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You lost me at Pepsi, especially Diet Pepsi. 

Ugh! 

Everything else looks great.

Me: What an odd thing to say to a random person.

@00dad.bsky.social‬

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Hey, you post random stuff on social media you get random comments. 🀷🏼

@kristadb1.bsky.social‬
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Ah. You're one of those people. Unfortunate that you never learned that you are rude and that not everyone actually needs or wants to see your rudeness.

 β€ͺ@00dad.bsky.social‬
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And you are one of those other people. 

Whatever!

β€ͺOODad‬ β€ͺ@00dad.bsky.social‬ Β· 9m You lost me at Pepsi, especially Diet Pepsi. Ugh! Everything else looks great. Me: What an odd thing to say to a random person. @00dad.bsky.social‬ Follow Hey, you post random stuff on social media you get random comments. 🀷🏼 @kristadb1.bsky.social‬ Β· 2m Ah. You're one of those people. Unfortunate that you never learned that you are rude and that not everyone actually needs or wants to see your rudeness. β€ͺ@00dad.bsky.social‬ Β· 1m And you are one of those other people. Whatever!

lol oh blocking me gets you nowhere asshat

07.03.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Local man is rude in stranger's replies. Gets defensive when it called out for it. News at 11.

07.03.2026 01:14 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I could go into a giant thing about how it helps everything cook at about the same rate, but also I just like cutting my food that size LOL

07.03.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah. You're one of those people. Unfortunate that you never learned that you are rude and that not everyone actually needs or wants to see your rudeness.

07.03.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What an incredibly rude thing to choose to say to a complete stranger. Instead of scrolling by, you made the life choice to stop and be rude.

07.03.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What an odd thing to say to a random person.

07.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A dog in a kennel. A dog on the floor.

Sofa cushions flipped over.

A dog in a kennel. A dog on the floor. Sofa cushions flipped over.

Example.

Both have a frozen broth wheel, so they're busy. Both dogs seem happy with this arrangement (I know Luna is the injured one, but jersey wants his hut during snack time thank you very much)

(Cushions flipped because SOMEONE cannot be trusted).

06.03.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0