Eric?
@realdonaldrumpf
Now on Bluesky! The original Drumpf on Twitter 2013-24. Named one of the best Trump parodies by Time, Wired, Mashable, etc. buymeacoffee.com/realdonaldrumpf and https://realdonaldrumpf.substack.com
Eric?
What #jobsreport? unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/its-...
AMERICA IS IN THE TOILET BUT IRAN WILL HAVE A GREAT FUTURE. MAKE IRAN GREAT AGAIN (MIGA!)
Corey Lewandowski's girlfriend has been fired. She must deep-clean the blanket and return it within 48 hours.
War! What is it good for? It's good for making people shut up about Epstein.
We will destroy Iran's MISGUIDED RELIGION by bringing about the END TIMES! You're welcome, America!
Many people are saying I picked the wrong week to start an unprovoked war against a major state sponsor of terrorism. www.csmonitor.com/Business/202...
The war in Iran is part of God's divine plan to protect rich white pedophiles. NO FURTHER QUESTIONS!
Pam: Global Markets are not reacting as POSITIVELY to my Not-Forever-But-As-Long-As-It-Takes War as you and Whiskey Pete predicted! People are even quoting Jeffrey Epstein's predictions I would "bomb Iran" if I get "cornered like a rat"! Start the shredding, NOW!!! President DJD
War Is Peace!
Epstein Is Boring!
Bombing Children Is Exciting! unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/the-...
Who knew the arrest of Prince Andrew would freak me out so much I'd start World War 3?
We do not seek democracy in Iran, we just seek to get the New York Times off the Epstein case. Thank you for your short attention spans in this matter.
We just lost 3 of our invincible F-15 fighter jets to "friendly fire," but don't worry, I'm told if we cut Food Stamps for another 10 million Americans we will be able to buy new ones. #Winning #StayStrong
Iran's Supreme Leader is dead and Pete Hegseth's wife just made $400,000 on Polymarket.
Accurate.
Many people are saying the Trump Board of Peace is my most successful scam since Trump University.
No foreign wars unless I'm about to get exposed for child rape.
FREE SPEECH AT THE SMITHSONIAN IS BANNED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. IF YOU PREVIOUSLY OPPOSED "CANCEL CULTURE," THANK YOU FOR YOUR INATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. www.washingtonpost.com/entertainmen...
Kash Patel has inspected all of the genitals in the locker room of the U.S. Men's Hockey Team and he is very happy! As usual, I will be in charge of the inspections at the Miss Teen USA pageant.
I am shocked to learn that Corey Lewandowski has violated our "sterile cockpit rule" so soon after leaving his jizz all over Kristi Noem's blanket! www.aol.com/articles/top...
If Bibi endorses my plan for Greenland, I'm willing to let him have Egypt, Jordan, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, and Oman! www.huffpost.com/entry/us-amb...
I've just won another award! unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/the-...
I have directed the Department of Space to DECLASSIFY all materials related to alien and extraterrestrial life, including all of the alien child sex porn in Donald Barr's classic 1976 book that many say inspired a cabal of elite rich white men to engage in similar here on Earth!
I didn't recognize him with his clothes on!
@mattshumer.bsky.social has gone "viral" comparing AI to the early days of Carona. Ridiculous! You can call AI a germ, you can call it a flu, you can call it a virus, Iβm not sure anybody even knows what it is. Stock Market is starting to look very good to me! unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/we-a...
Many people are saying the best way to navigate the affordability crisis is to stop spending money on fascism. #resistandunsubscribe unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/defu...