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yes
such a power move to start the hymn Jerusalem with "and". All these other hymns are like "ooh hallelujah" and "ahh almighty" but Jerusalem's just like "WE'RE MIDWAY THROUGH A CONVERSATION ABOUT ANCIENT FEET. GET ON BOARD"
A sign with information about a play, that says a gun is shown but not fired
I'm calling Chekhov
No conscious without class conscious
great argument for proving that he is an absolute idiot
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reverse sabbath
oh my god!!! I’m so sorry, this all sounds like so much unnecessary stress. why must parents.
oh the yarn has pooled beautifully!
Abu Ghraib never ended
Damn me, but all things are queer
Updating: The woman is Sundas "Sunny" Naqvi, a current resident of Skokie who was born in Evanston
i pronounce it like “mar-kwan-ye”
yesss the trifecta of cleanliness
This is true, he is adorable
being in a concert venue full of people earnestly singing along to protest folk music and cheering at the line “if you believe Palestine should be free” is healing something deep in my soul.
friends I had a cup of tea and some chicken and some water with a rehydration sachet and I have defeated the migraine (at least for now)
ONE HUNDRED PERCENT. Also an inherent part of being a “good” senator is NOT HARASSING OR ABUSING WOMEN. like that on its own is an essential requirement. it’s a requirement for being good at any job, but especially one where you have to represent people, including women.
cool that his last name is an onomatopoeia for the noise it would make if you were to hang him up by his feet and use him as a punching bag. hypothetically.
cool. cool cool cool. cool.
on the inevitability of 9/11 2, the president said, “we have to be lucky every time. they just have to be lucky once.”
cthulhy rae jepsen is like 'i r'lyeh r'lyeh r'lyeh r'lyeh r'lyeh r'lyeh r'lyeh like you'
anyway, yeah this is bluesky because it’s mostly dorks and then occasionally a woman I would beg to ruin my whole life. who is most likely also a dork, but a hot dork.
she was one of my earliest crushes and yet it still took me a lot longer to recognize that I was queer because comphet is a helluva drug.
they all look like absolute dorks except for kate mulgrew who is fucking serving, is probably constitutionally incapable of _not_ serving. destroy me, kate. please.
am I feeling a migraine coming because
a) had to go to the office
b) drank 1 (one) cider last night
c) infusion crap gap
d) period is due soon
e) the world is stressful
f) all of the above
I am now on a bart train and have taken a sumatriptan, pls pray4me that I have successfully averted a migraine because I’ve got tickets for a show tonight
‘markwayne.’ that is some trashy shit right there. i shouldn’t have to know about a guy named markwayne until the day im finally ready to hire a monster truck chauffeur
The base models seem to mostly be priced at $379; in a coincidence of no particular relevance, for damages under $400, vandalism in California is a misdemeanor rather than a felony