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fragile, messy, remarkable oval. brackish. איך לערן זיך יידיש. she/sie/elle/она/זי

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NOOOOORM

07.03.2026 23:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yes

07.03.2026 23:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

such a power move to start the hymn Jerusalem with "and". All these other hymns are like "ooh hallelujah" and "ahh almighty" but Jerusalem's just like "WE'RE MIDWAY THROUGH A CONVERSATION ABOUT ANCIENT FEET. GET ON BOARD"

05.03.2026 00:22 👍 201 🔁 60 💬 9 📌 4
A sign with information about a play, that says a gun is shown but not fired

A sign with information about a play, that says a gun is shown but not fired

I'm calling Chekhov

07.03.2026 11:05 👍 375 🔁 79 💬 9 📌 1

No conscious without class conscious

07.03.2026 20:17 👍 60 🔁 14 💬 0 📌 0

great argument for proving that he is an absolute idiot

07.03.2026 23:35 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

💯💯💯💯💯

07.03.2026 23:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

reverse sabbath

07.03.2026 23:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

oh my god!!! I’m so sorry, this all sounds like so much unnecessary stress. why must parents.

07.03.2026 23:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

oh the yarn has pooled beautifully!

07.03.2026 23:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Abu Ghraib never ended

07.03.2026 22:07 👍 203 🔁 61 💬 2 📌 1

Damn me, but all things are queer

07.03.2026 19:47 👍 878 🔁 412 💬 5 📌 26

Updating: The woman is Sundas "Sunny" Naqvi, a current resident of Skokie who was born in Evanston

07.03.2026 03:15 👍 776 🔁 252 💬 5 📌 4

i pronounce it like “mar-kwan-ye”

07.03.2026 01:02 👍 81 🔁 12 💬 5 📌 2

yesss the trifecta of cleanliness

06.03.2026 19:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is true, he is adorable

06.03.2026 18:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

being in a concert venue full of people earnestly singing along to protest folk music and cheering at the line “if you believe Palestine should be free” is healing something deep in my soul.

06.03.2026 04:49 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

friends I had a cup of tea and some chicken and some water with a rehydration sachet and I have defeated the migraine (at least for now)

06.03.2026 03:23 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT. Also an inherent part of being a “good” senator is NOT HARASSING OR ABUSING WOMEN. like that on its own is an essential requirement. it’s a requirement for being good at any job, but especially one where you have to represent people, including women.

06.03.2026 01:04 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

cool that his last name is an onomatopoeia for the noise it would make if you were to hang him up by his feet and use him as a punching bag. hypothetically.

06.03.2026 00:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

cool. cool cool cool. cool.

06.03.2026 00:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

on the inevitability of 9/11 2, the president said, “we have to be lucky every time. they just have to be lucky once.”

06.03.2026 00:52 👍 74 🔁 13 💬 8 📌 1

cthulhy rae jepsen is like 'i r'lyeh r'lyeh r'lyeh r'lyeh r'lyeh r'lyeh r'lyeh like you'

23.05.2024 09:03 👍 394 🔁 112 💬 2 📌 5

anyway, yeah this is bluesky because it’s mostly dorks and then occasionally a woman I would beg to ruin my whole life. who is most likely also a dork, but a hot dork.

06.03.2026 00:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

she was one of my earliest crushes and yet it still took me a lot longer to recognize that I was queer because comphet is a helluva drug.

06.03.2026 00:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

they all look like absolute dorks except for kate mulgrew who is fucking serving, is probably constitutionally incapable of _not_ serving. destroy me, kate. please.

06.03.2026 00:44 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

am I feeling a migraine coming because
a) had to go to the office
b) drank 1 (one) cider last night
c) infusion crap gap
d) period is due soon
e) the world is stressful
f) all of the above

06.03.2026 00:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am now on a bart train and have taken a sumatriptan, pls pray4me that I have successfully averted a migraine because I’ve got tickets for a show tonight

06.03.2026 00:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

‘markwayne.’ that is some trashy shit right there. i shouldn’t have to know about a guy named markwayne until the day im finally ready to hire a monster truck chauffeur

05.03.2026 22:33 👍 745 🔁 61 💬 26 📌 4

The base models seem to mostly be priced at $379; in a coincidence of no particular relevance, for damages under $400, vandalism in California is a misdemeanor rather than a felony

05.03.2026 20:47 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0