Mind Goblin

Risin' to the street

Wow Christ really let himself go

ME: if bologna is pronounced “baloney” then lasagna is pronounced “lasaney”

WAITER: ok would you like grated cheese on your lasaney

Talkin' sexy

Just some cool dudes, hanging out at the party mansion. Nothing sexual.

looks like they accidently a word

that's the only known photo of him wearing a shirt

"It's good to be the king!"

They'd stop the world and melt with you

I hope that someday those Kraft singles find love.

they'd better not bust out THE COMFY CHAIR

8 year olds, dude

frolicking? in this economy?

"Our goal is not regime change, we just want a change, in the regime."

I'm so glad we have this site for liberals to yell at other liberals for not being liberal enough, meanwhile the other side is burning the world down

andoooouilleeee

the only acceptable person to have that look would be a singer in a 90s nu-metal band. On anyone else it's 180% douchebag.

So, I guess we've solved the hypothetical, "what if the absolute worst people were in charge of everything" can we reset now pls

Hate it when someone chops my arm off as I reach the top of the siege ladder. Ok I guess I’ll just tumble screaming into the throng of attackers below ?

If you're a vegan it is okay to eat a comet but not so much an asteroid because they're a little meteor

"Alright, it's finally time for some Gumby time!"

I feel like there's an awful lot of ACTUAL quotes from Orwell much more suited to describing you

Revelations 13:3
And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast.

also, OMG!!
And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive A MARK IN THEIR RIGHT HAND, or in their foreheads:

"Markwanye Mullin Reportedly Fingered Nostrils of Colleagues and Their Spouses During Visit to Israel" 11/7/23 headline

Roses are red,
Soap is anti-bacterial,

The Mark of the Beast

she did it again

She's not really my typo