Leslie Werner 😹💙✡️🧶💉🎉👩‍⚕️

This former Planned Parenthood nurse couldn’t agree more.

Peddler and custom shirt maker.

When Raskin was questioning Gnome and mentioned the Blankie incident, Gnome’s husband was sitting behind her to her left.

On my bucket list.

“Terror” is what he is possibly trying to enunciate.

Hi Spike😻🐾😻

Former IV nurse, would not use his neck for an IV unless his ass was physically in the ICU.

Tertiary syphillis.

Carotid artery is on the “mouth” side of your ear. That crusty patch is posterior to the ear.

Every night during his 1st term, I prayed for a prolapsed rectum. Think I might be good at this!

I hope he melts.

I’m fully immunized and have never tested positive.

A reflection of his inner soul.

It’s a true reflection of his soul.

A true reflection of his soul.

It’s time for him to pull up his feces stained big boy pants and move on.

I fear it’s in need of an open reduction and internal fixation.

That’s the same face I make when I’m super constipated.

Where’s that remote controlled Brookstone fart machine when you need it?

I was lucky enough to schedule a late night colonoscopy in this time slot, so I’ll have to sit this one out.

And?

When I first retired, I would drive into town (20 miles) every 3-4 days to shop and socialize. Haven’t been to town for 3 weeks. Thankfully I have a large stash of yarn which keeps me sane.

I’m retired and spend most of my day knitting. And I’m a consummate procrastinator. Once I’m in the shower, all is well, but dragging my ass into the shower is always a fight.

Thanks for the pictures.

Taken on Ash Wednesday?

Pulling is easier!

I live in the Cascade foothills and loose power frequently due to downed trees. I’d be lost without my neck lights for knitting and Netflix and Britbox downloads.

Stay warm and safe.

I’m a retired ICU RN. It’s the real deal, like ER was the real deal.