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09.03.2026 19:10
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I’ve never wanted Joe Cole to touch my balls before now.
TNT Sports just cut to audio of someone telling someone who their teams got in the rehearsal earlier… ffs… #LUFC
£590 in 2022
£709 in 2026
20% increase is not small…
I had to click through to get it, I don’t think it puts you into a time limit though - Mine was £709 in N11
Halloumi to at least try…
Season ticket renewals came round QUICK this year. 🥲 #LUFC
It might not be… but that’s ok too.
We are too invested!
Seeing the rest of rule 12 and seeing just how much goes unpunished in every fucking game #LUFC
POV: Looking up rule 12 and seeing Farke is bang to rights… #LUFC (1/2)
I’m gonna die on this hill…
The only good thing about tonight was their fans - credit to them. Loud and persistent.
Their team are time wasting, anti football wankers, like. #LUFC
Sunderland players versus #LUFC - 03/03/26
Uncomfortable realisation. All of our good form was with the winter ball… today is the first game with the summer ball and the game feels familiar. #LUFC
Towels are not communal #LUFC
Just clipped my toenails and getting reports that Bernardo Silva has gone down holding his face. #LUFC
“I mean they only scored because time was added on for Ramadan…” #LUFC
Whenever I see his face I can’t get away from remembering how this poor kid died.
On a promotional tour of one of the factories, one of the shelving structures collapsed and the contents fell on this young lad, trapping him.
He kept shouting “The Milky Bars are on me!” and everybody just cheered.
Skrewdriver would be reform voters…
I think that’s about it.
Shittest take since I moved to BlueSky.
That’s some good going.
WHERE WAS MY FUCKEN’ EGG?
I bet these guys were complaining that rainbow laces was bringing politics into football…
All Leeds aren’t we?
Fuck that.
Fucking phew…
Colonised… are you sure?
Roses are red.
I don’t wish to be blunt:
Get in the box.
Lasogga you fat cunt.
#LUFC
FREE GIG TICKET FOR MOGWAI BIRMINGHAM TONIGHT (SAT FEB 14th)
Anyone want my ticket for Mogwai tonight?
Don't care about the money. I just can't go now.
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If you could get ‘burn in’ on eyesight like you do on old screens - this image would be burned into the retinas of every premier league match official. #rat #lufc
POV: 2027