Jason

Room for one more?

Alone in the office and feeling a little thotty. #HumpDay

To quote Sabrina Carpenter...I need that Charles Dickens. #HumpDay

Flaky ass tops are the bane of my existence.

steamy

As a follow up to my previous post, here's a #HumpDay one from the same couch.

Three days into this cruise and this sofa has seen a lot of my naked body. #TummyTuesday

Lucky bottom.

Just forget the towel all together.

How does one respond to this statement when the only thing that's changed is you've lost weight?

I half expected to open this and see the sticker on your dick.

A wild tummy appeared! #TummyTuesday

Do Halloween costumes count for #SingletSaturday?

Also just gonna squeeze in.

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Don't threaten me with a good time.

*raises hand*

How is it that hotel rooms always have good lighting in the bathroom?

Felt thicc, might delete later.

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Happy 🏳️‍🌈 Pride!

Guess what day it is? 🐫 #HumpDay

What even are weekdays anymore? #HumpDay

Who could blame him?

These are...something.

Insert lyrics to "My Humps" by Black Eyed Peas. #HumpDay

I'm sitting here asking myself the same thing.

Another week, another Tummy Tuesday.