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Lizbean

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Eidolon, It/she "Tradfem bait" Happily Owned HAS WRITTEN A THING!!! Mid 20s, trans, puppygirl, literally a doll, mechsploi, hypnosis, Queer AF, FFXIV enjoyer.

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You are pretty but you would be much prettier hypnotized! Wanna try?

09.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Hatsune Miku

12.12.2024 22:57 πŸ‘ 214 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 6
a computer can never be held accountable

therefore a computer must never make a management decision

a computer can never be held accountable therefore a computer must never make a management decision

the purpose of a machine is what it does - in this case allowing for maximum cruelty with minimum accountability.

09.03.2026 13:51 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I've had this stuck in my head for a hot second and now you get to see some of the vision.

Mir vs. Ultima Weapon

#MirPoses #Gpose

09.01.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2
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Lebanne was naughty, there is nothing we can do for her now 😞
Lebanne & Jacinthe from Pokemon: Z-A
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Suggest too on Substar | Patreon

06.03.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 524 πŸ” 109 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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Delighted to have gotten my copy of Stop Staring And Pull The Trigger by @fluffwrites.bsky.social today! It's a gorgeous book inside and out, and I'm very excited to dig into it (whenever my reading list permits ^^;)

09.03.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
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The Voyageurs Wolf Project of Northern Minnesota tags & documents grey wolf ecology & behavior: www.voyageurswolfproject.org

The video you see here is confirmatory proof:
Wolves. Love. Blueberries.

As much as 83% of a wolf's calories in summer months comes from eating berries.

02.03.2026 13:58 πŸ‘ 1789 πŸ” 688 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 87
An image of a pilot with their face scratched out in a very dieselpunk mech with extremely bulky clothing. Their hands are visibly frostbitten. It's the cover of a novel.

STOP STARING AND PULL THE TRIGGER
Lynx Saxon

An image of a pilot with their face scratched out in a very dieselpunk mech with extremely bulky clothing. Their hands are visibly frostbitten. It's the cover of a novel. STOP STARING AND PULL THE TRIGGER Lynx Saxon

Well... through all the trial and tribulation and getting jerked around, here we are.
Every way to read my novel, Stop Staring and Pull the Trigger.

Premium; e-book (revised and formatted edition), paperback: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GQQYZCQY

Free, online: archiveofourown.org/works/778815...

02.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Heck yeah, She put a huge amount of blood sweat and tears into it and I'm so proud of her for it. Hope you enjoy the horrors.

09.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Roxxi in a smart dress and shirt

Roxxi in a smart dress and shirt

Roxxi broken at it's Owner feet

Roxxi broken at it's Owner feet

It's amazing the difference meeting the right woman will do to a girl

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It's 2026.

Puberty blockers have been banned on the basis of a fake study conducted by a generalist paeditrician.

Hormones for under 18s have been banned on the basis of a fake review conducted by a head injury specialist.

Both remain available for cis kids because that's 'different' somehow

09.03.2026 08:24 πŸ‘ 1361 πŸ” 443 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 8
1. Claudia - a Garlean scientist - and Tiberia - a Garlean legatus - in a dark metal lab, with Diana wearing some kind of wetsuit and breathing mask, floating unconscious in a big tube filled with some kind of glowing liquid.
> Tiberia van Flores: Not that I don't trust in your vision, Doctor, but when you said you had a "war-ending superweapon" for me, I don't believe I was expecting to see a Miqo'te girl with a Garlean eye floating in a tube.
> Claudia lux Merula: Don't be so quick to judge a book by its cover. I promised you a superweapon, and I'm giving you a superweapon.
> Claudia lux Merula: I give you... Omnivaga.

1. Claudia - a Garlean scientist - and Tiberia - a Garlean legatus - in a dark metal lab, with Diana wearing some kind of wetsuit and breathing mask, floating unconscious in a big tube filled with some kind of glowing liquid. > Tiberia van Flores: Not that I don't trust in your vision, Doctor, but when you said you had a "war-ending superweapon" for me, I don't believe I was expecting to see a Miqo'te girl with a Garlean eye floating in a tube. > Claudia lux Merula: Don't be so quick to judge a book by its cover. I promised you a superweapon, and I'm giving you a superweapon. > Claudia lux Merula: I give you... Omnivaga.

2. A vision of Diana, in cybernetic armor, leading Garlean soldiers as they storm Camp Dragonhead, the sky burning. A younger, blonde Apollo is writhing on the ground, having been felled by Diana.
> Claudia lux Merula: Created from the genetic material of Eorzea's greatest champion and Garlemald's mightiest son, enhanced with advanced cybernetics, soon to be embedded within a suit of magitek armor...
> Claudia lux Merula: ...A natural-born killer. A ruthless monster, devoted to the Imperial cause and dedicated to wiping out all the Empire's myriad enemies. If she can't win this war, no one can.

2. A vision of Diana, in cybernetic armor, leading Garlean soldiers as they storm Camp Dragonhead, the sky burning. A younger, blonde Apollo is writhing on the ground, having been felled by Diana. > Claudia lux Merula: Created from the genetic material of Eorzea's greatest champion and Garlemald's mightiest son, enhanced with advanced cybernetics, soon to be embedded within a suit of magitek armor... > Claudia lux Merula: ...A natural-born killer. A ruthless monster, devoted to the Imperial cause and dedicated to wiping out all the Empire's myriad enemies. If she can't win this war, no one can.

3. Tiberia and Claudia talking to each other, Claudia wringing her hands in evil glee, Tiberia looking up at Diana with a serious glare.
> Claudia lux Merula: All we need now is military support. And of course, a proper battlefield, to give our darling hunter worthwhile prey. 
> Tiberia van Flores: ...I can see it. You've made a monster, Doctor. And right now, a monster is what the Empire needs. You have full Legion support.

3. Tiberia and Claudia talking to each other, Claudia wringing her hands in evil glee, Tiberia looking up at Diana with a serious glare. > Claudia lux Merula: All we need now is military support. And of course, a proper battlefield, to give our darling hunter worthwhile prey. > Tiberia van Flores: ...I can see it. You've made a monster, Doctor. And right now, a monster is what the Empire needs. You have full Legion support.

4. Alisaie sitting on a bed in Sharlayan, while Diana is laying on it in a visibly uncomfortable position.
> Alisaie: Diana, my moonlight. It's almost noon. We're going to be quite late if you don't get up.
> Diana: can't. eepy. eeby sleeby.
> Alisaie: With how bizarrely contorted you are, there's no possible way you can be getting any sleep.
> Diana: nope. eeper. big eepy. zzzzzz...

4. Alisaie sitting on a bed in Sharlayan, while Diana is laying on it in a visibly uncomfortable position. > Alisaie: Diana, my moonlight. It's almost noon. We're going to be quite late if you don't get up. > Diana: can't. eepy. eeby sleeby. > Alisaie: With how bizarrely contorted you are, there's no possible way you can be getting any sleep. > Diana: nope. eeper. big eepy. zzzzzz...

= #wolisaieweek2026 Day 8 - Free Day =
When Diana was created, it was to be Garlemald's ultimate weapon.

Alisaie will never understand how the VIth Legion missed the mark so much. That's not a supersoldier, dumbass. That's a kitty cat.

#gpose | #apolloffxiv | #dianisaie | #wolisaieweek | #wolisaie

08.03.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Puplivia getting positively smoked out by a faceless woman, being (all too willingly) forced to eat her out before getting strapped and vibed.

I had a blast on this one! Was struck hard with inspiration (horny) and really wanted to lock in and get this done. Happy with the results, yippie! more art to come <3

Puplivia getting positively smoked out by a faceless woman, being (all too willingly) forced to eat her out before getting strapped and vibed. I had a blast on this one! Was struck hard with inspiration (horny) and really wanted to lock in and get this done. Happy with the results, yippie! more art to come <3

How to treat your puppy friends

09.03.2026 00:21 πŸ‘ 2281 πŸ” 543 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 7
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08.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 3393 πŸ” 1350 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 61

I don't know how to explain what I'm needing sexually lately except "I need to be punched in the face, but like, psychologically"

08.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll say it again and again, evangelicals are the most dangerous group of people on the planet, no fucking contest.

03.03.2026 04:29 πŸ‘ 2123 πŸ” 504 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 33
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soho chan πŸ›°οΈ

07.03.2025 17:47 πŸ‘ 373 πŸ” 109 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

i uh.... yeah theres no other way to read this

08.03.2026 17:28 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is an attack Gillick Competence, and without a doubt the beginnings of an assault on the supply of birth control to young people.

I was 17 when I started taking HRT. If you’re over 16, then by English law you can legally consent to your own healthcare.

08.03.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 461 πŸ” 164 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 4

Hey i'm so sorry, i know you ordered the hypnosis that makes you trance, but i accidently gave you the hypnosis that makes you trans… i hope it's no big deal…

08.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Ohhhh

03.03.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 2998 πŸ” 1150 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 168

The worst first impression.

08.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy International Women's Day!

Better find a woman to submit to!

08.03.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 71 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah its uh... it has a vibe

08.03.2026 11:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Second Down on Scribble Hub

Synopsis
John Football is the most powerful man in Texas. He owns every football field in the Lone Star State, drives a big truck, and raised five strong sons to carry on the Football legacy.

Except now he has four daughters.

Because in the Football household, there is only one rule: WIN.

And if you can't win at football? Well. John Football has pink paint for your bedroom waiting. And a very understanding family therapist. And apparently a remarkable relationship with a very discreet endocrinologist.

Now it's Brandon Football's turn.

Brandon is fifteen, the last Football son, his father's final hope. He's decent at football. Not great. Definitely not Football great. And when Brandon fumbles the championship game in front of the entire state of Texas, John Football does what any reasonable MAGA patriarch would do.

He makes a phone call.

Suddenly Brandon has four very supportive sisters, a closet full of sundresses, and a new name his father chose from a baby book he's apparently had ready since 2019.

Second Down on Scribble Hub Synopsis John Football is the most powerful man in Texas. He owns every football field in the Lone Star State, drives a big truck, and raised five strong sons to carry on the Football legacy. Except now he has four daughters. Because in the Football household, there is only one rule: WIN. And if you can't win at football? Well. John Football has pink paint for your bedroom waiting. And a very understanding family therapist. And apparently a remarkable relationship with a very discreet endocrinologist. Now it's Brandon Football's turn. Brandon is fifteen, the last Football son, his father's final hope. He's decent at football. Not great. Definitely not Football great. And when Brandon fumbles the championship game in front of the entire state of Texas, John Football does what any reasonable MAGA patriarch would do. He makes a phone call. Suddenly Brandon has four very supportive sisters, a closet full of sundresses, and a new name his father chose from a baby book he's apparently had ready since 2019.

this is the best story summary that has ever existed

08.03.2026 10:39 πŸ‘ 460 πŸ” 99 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 9

All she wants is her rights.

08.03.2026 10:06 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Marathon is demon's souls for people who want apex legends to feel like destiny.

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