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His aides put superglue on his palm...
I was never a great fan of fuzzy felt!
In 2026 SwiftKey became self-aware......noooooooo!
Student Microscope with prepared slides
What's your early toy of note? This was one of my favourites...seen at the Young V&A in Whitechapel.
Disrespectacles aka Leerettes...
I do a lot more looking at insects (Mushi-yoku) than normal....
Clockwork Orange.....
Gotta love a hoopoe! I've done a Tweet of the Day on the hoopoe....airing soon
I'm really hoping I can film or photograph a prey capture as my office has a few of them in the summer. I'm not sure if they hunt during the day....
Baby spitting spider on a painted wall.
Hurrah, my spitting spiders are back. This one is really tiny and needs to eat. One day, I'll get to see one catching something.
If it’s good enough for a Jedi…
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Macro photo of a brown stink bug in face view on a leaf, guarding a tightly-clustered bunch of eggs that are shaped and colored exactly like a full tray of dark beer with foam on top.
Finally, the bug is back with a round of the Guinness.
Good grief.....
We did a Hurtigruten cruise up the coast of Norway and just got home as Covid hit the UK. I absolutely loved it. The food on board was excellent, but what I really liked was that it was not a floating gin-palace but a working ship carrying passengers, mail, cargo and cars.
Do tell.......
Now you're just being facetious....
Are there not quite a few unoccupied cells in the Tower of London? Sure, the beefeaters might have it do a little more guard duty, but surely it would be a good option for those people (mentioning no names) that we couldn't really put in the general prison population?
IPSO have published their verdict on The Daily Telegraph’s fake £345,000-a year banker couple who claimed they couldn’t afford five holidays.
The paper declined to explain to the watchdog how the article came to be published - but our reporting at the time sets it out…
I was being facetious...
A pair of mating dung flies on a blossom.
Springtime is coming fast....
The trouble with the world is old men. Time for a matriarchy!
The Tangerine Tosspot is hellbent on MAGA -Making America Gormless Again. If he's not stopped soon, he might succeed...
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Why does anyone, and I do mean anyone, listen to what this man says. He is totally unfit to hold the post of 26th Secretary of Health and Human Services
I note you didn't even have to specify which was which!
You win the prize! That's more or less what I thought....naughty boy
Two whelk egg masses, one bigger than the other, on a shingle beach...
What do these remind you of? Satirical answers only, please...
VERY WELL DONE Hannah Spencer, but does she realise that her parliamentary salary won't be anywhere near what she could earn as a plumber?
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From making changes in your own home or garden, to volunteering.
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