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Just one?

08.03.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of homer simpson saying me ! me ! me ! in front of a crowd ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson saying me ! me ! me ! in front of a crowd
07.03.2026 22:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes sir!

07.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes

07.03.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

😍😍😍

06.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Is that dick in my buuuuuuuutt! 🎢

05.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a pink dress is dancing on a stage and saying `` i still got it '' . ALT: a woman in a pink dress is dancing on a stage and saying `` i still got it '' .

I got hit on last night by the owner of a bar.

He was VERY handsome, and I totally flirted back, but omg did I giggle like a little girl afterwards 🀣🀣

*sigh*

01.03.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s why I say yes to 69ing lol

26.02.2026 05:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I got one of those the other day lol

21.02.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well it certainly helped me 😍

20.02.2026 17:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

😍😍😍

17.02.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I love when guys Donald Duck it πŸ˜›

15.02.2026 03:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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For your #fcf pleasure lol

14.02.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my

13.02.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And it’s gonna make me squeal!

11.02.2026 03:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love when you call it a hog 😈

11.02.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man and asking him what . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man and asking him what .
10.02.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t realize how hungry I was until…just…now…. πŸ˜›

08.02.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes please!!

04.02.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a baby is crying while being held by a woman in a crowd . ALT: a baby is crying while being held by a woman in a crowd .
02.02.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a pink top says yes yes yes in front of a microphone ALT: a woman in a pink top says yes yes yes in front of a microphone

Lazy bear is boooooooked!!!

02.02.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t remember that on the tabletsβ€¦πŸ€£

01.02.2026 08:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not getting my daily dose, I better see a dicktor…I mean doctor….lol

31.01.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would love a furry blue muscle mutant to hang naked with πŸ’™

30.01.2026 03:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes please!

29.01.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a stuffed bird is eating popcorn from a red and white box ALT: a stuffed bird is eating popcorn from a red and white box

I agree!

29.01.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Woof!!

29.01.2026 00:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’d sit on that chair, I’d sit on that chair so hard

28.01.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›

28.01.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I want to sit on all four of these, right now

28.01.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0