springwaterpapi

I’ll be at #haloWC again this year. If you see me come say what’s up !

Lotta people walking around with butt plugs in and you’d never know it. You probably shook hands and had a conversation with one of em already today.

He’s about to be farting so bad

Ladies, if your man pronounces it “Valentime” with an M, dump his ass immediately, he cannot be fixed. He probably uses sample cologne outta magazines...He rubbin page 21 on his neck right now before he take you to Applebee’s.

Me getting edged later tonight

Damn lmao

This sound fire as hell 🔥❤️

You know I Ice Spice’d it up 😂

This new Drake album is for dudes who plug their nose when they jump in the pool

She asked me to be her Valentine with a pile of candy out of her purse. I like her style. I said yes.

How it started.
How it’s going.

🗑️

What yall wearing to the Kendrick concert today ?

Ngl, it’s kinda sad when women are surprised that I ask for consent. Is it THAT uncommon ? ☹️

I had the coolest lil date night last night. Took shorty to sushi, came back and watched Trainspotting. Then I watched her beat Sonic Mania, WITHOUT DYING ONCE.

My nerd heart just melted. She played me right out my drawls bruh 😭😭😭😭

Getchu someone that looks at you the way Chun-Li looks at Li-Fen

Had a girl dinner

Why does a man have to allow you to be feminine? Just be feminine lmao

It should have been me 🥹

I opened a wine bottle with a basketball pump last night and had all the bitches

😂😂

Nothing but my Fenty’s

Nah why did Kendrick clear his throat like this LMAOOOOO

I’m cool with RDC in real life and do NOT think Drake should’ve named them in his suit - ESPECIALLY given that parody/skits are CLEAR forms of protected speech under the First A and courts give a lot of grace and latitude for it!

my sugar momma buying me the switch 2

Beyonce in 8k 😮‍💨

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Here’s a little secret…

We (the ladies) interact with men who actually like women & stick up for us.

Reverting to misogyny & sexism to rage bait us, won’t make us like you or want to follow you 😂

They just call her glasses on Twitter, that shit has me crying 😂