Trash Inferno

Stop saying “happy fri-yay” you cum gargling pig.

There no escaping my nonsense 😂

I wasn't built for working, I was born for sitting under a tree reading a book.

#midjourney #aiart #aicommunity #Synthography
#Synthart

B&W image looking across a frozen over lake with a partial tree in the top right hand corner and a moody dark sky.

Moody #SkySunday

The other carolers didn't appreciate me trying to bring some Drowning Pool into the rotation.

Fucking nerds.

My god man this is no time for rational thought

I'm no expert, but I think a bacon double cheeseburger would help.

"Today will be different," and other lies I tell myself.

I continue to find sentience the most ghastly affliction.

Okay, Satan let's get this over with

The best I can wish for you is that you have a really amazing sandwich in the very near future.

Color landscape photograph of a silhouetted tree line in front of a very colorful sunrise in the clouds & sky and also reflected in the gently rippled water of a lake in the foreground.

Sometimes being out and about at the crack of dawn isn’t such a terrible thing…

Can't offer anything witty or insightful, but would you perhaps accept something moderately unhinged?

Welcome to adulthood.. You officially get pissed when they rearrange stuff at your grocery store

Ho Ho Holy shit, I'm having a bad time

When I said let's run away to a cabin in the woods, I didn't mean both go to the same cabin.

My chocolate biscuit broke off into my tea just now, and you think you've got problems?!

Everybody wants a goth girl til they're asking you to pick up a Victorian copper toilet from Facebook marketplace

Weekends are for pretending it’s all going to get better next week.

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Am I cynical, bitter, and tired of everything? Yes.

Am I still going to line up the light with the reindeer's nose because it pleases me? Also yes.

Loaf 🥹💖🐾

I’m not single and ready to mingle, but I am unclaimed and moderately deranged.

Not to brag but I’ve been told I have muppet nipples.