Ricky O-kay

I can't wait to see this dude in a Caps sweater

Apps like Hulu, YouTube, and Instagram have spent hundreds of thousands of dollars perfecting algorithms that can't reconcile the fact that I just want to watch House MD and House MD clips.

Bro, same. I just wanted to eat a little bit of my car tire, and now I have "ulcers", and I "need my stomach pumped".

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Just sayin'.

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I might've been okay with twelve straight years of old man yapping if someone, ANYONE, had managed to bring back Quaaludes.

I really have to sit through four more years of lip smacking mouth-breathers without a single 'Lude. How am I gonna manage?

What are the chances that they scan for images of old shirtless dudes

Good looks

Just send 'em shirtless old dudes

Hell yeah! I love LT, but I've been missing me some Lindy.

I swear, you can't even get a book from them without one cover or the corners being obliterated. They were originally an online bookstore, and they can't ship books anymore.

"Waaaah, I got told off for defending a Nazi"

We are currently sandwiched between two of the most polarizing, heavily differing administrations in American history, yet we still aren't allowed to feed bears in national parks.

Don't let the man keep you down, people! FEED THE BEARS!

Every conspiracy suffers from the exact same fallacy.

If there was a shadow organization capable of silencing all opposition, they wouldn't let your weird uncle tweet about their secret plans.

I think, in our heart of hearts, we all wanted the UHC shooter to be an ethically-ambiguous twink

Sorry brother, I gotta f*ck with your knobs.

I can't tell by your posts that my knees hurt

I just want to fix the weird syntax in the first tweet tbh.

Good fanfiction be like:

"The moose had annihilated it's adversary, yet it faced mortal wounds; it lowed, it bellowed, and sang in the voice of our most bitter and beloved artists--H-O-T-T-Oooo-T-o".

Take me back 3 million years, when everything was a primordial dog creature.

- W̶h̶a̶l̶e̶s̶ swamp dogs

- E̶l̶e̶p̶h̶a̶n̶t̶s̶ Dogs with dumb mouths

Brother, that is called "ethics"

I wish that AI and robots would finally kill me instead of just giving me the heebie-jeebies

Why does he have three lower eyelids lmao

I understand that it's hard to sell a smell through a TV, but why do perfume ads gotta be like that

"No shirt, no shoes, no service".

Ah, you fools: you failed to mention mournful wailing.

Stanley Cup champion and top goal-scorer Tom "Thomas" Wilson is no longer on track for 82 goals.

:/

Let's be real y'all the 2×1 Lego tiles were perfect to chew on

I'm growing more and more suspicious of Doc from Snow White as every day passes

Jacky Lemmons Libidinal Catecholamines · Jacky Lemmons · Song · 2024

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New song from the Libidinal C's. It's for those of you who would walk a mile for a roarer.