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Michigan born, West Virginia raised, back in the land of Jared Goff. Go Herd

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“Safe and effective.”

*checks self for measles, mumps, rubella, diphtheria, pertussis, and polio.

*realizes I’m not dead from a vaccine and I also have not contracted whooping cough

Yeah, I think they woe.

10.03.2026 04:36 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a police officer is holding a small white dog and says how can that be profitable for frito-lay Alt: a police officer is holding a small white dog and says how can that be profitable for frito-lay
10.03.2026 04:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Rubio is such a fucking dork. That said, it feels like he’s tapping into exactly what Trump wants. Which makes him dangerous in two years.

10.03.2026 00:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The Threat of Retaliation in America The Trump regime's actions are making America less safe. They are exploiting fear to seize more power. We should not be intimidated.

It would be a mistake for us to assume Donald Trump…will not try something to provoke fear and deny our will. We should be ready. And we should keep in mind that his time is limited and his regime will not endure, as long as we stay engaged and keep the faith.
www.americaamerica.news/p/the-threat...

09.03.2026 22:49 👍 714 🔁 231 💬 22 📌 13
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Reporter: You just suggested that Iran somehow got its hands on a tomahawk and bombed its own elementary school on the first day of the war. But you're the only person in your government saying this. Why?

Trump: Because I just don't know enough about it.

09.03.2026 22:39 👍 4328 🔁 1330 💬 568 📌 399

They let Miles Bridges play but yeah sure this is too offensive.

09.03.2026 21:21 👍 37 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Weakkkkk

09.03.2026 21:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My name is Marisa Kabas, and I'm an independent journalist who publishes The Handbasket. I'm reaching out about a matter that involves your team and that continues to trouble me.

In June of last year, Reporters Committee for Freedom of the Press and I filed a FOIA lawsuit against the DC Metropolitan Police Department to compel them to release body camera footage from the March 17, 2025 DOGE raid on the US Institute of Peace. What followed was months of back and forth with their lawyers, arguing why it was in the public interest to release the un-redacted footage in its entirety. Though tiny segments were handed over, that wasn't enough: We wanted all of it. 

On February 18, 2026, a DC judge ruled in our favor, and your reporter Mark Segraves sent a kind note of congratulations that day. Then on Monday, March 2nd, the footage was handed over to me and excitedly announced I'd received it and would be reviewing it in the coming days and sharing what I learned. When Segraves emailed me this past Thursday asking for my phone number, I didn't think much of it. But when he called me just before 2pm on Friday to let me know NBC4 Washington would be airing a segment at 5pm, I grew concerned. 

Segraves said he'd obtained some of the footage via a FOIA request that week after he heard the footage had been released to me. He said he'd credit the work of RCFP and me, but it was little comfort. I asked if he'd known the day before when he emailed me for my number, why didn't he tell me then? He didn't have a good answer for that. He acknowledged all the hard work I'd done getting this footage released. I asked him if he could hold the story until Monday, to which he replied that he's "not just a blogger" (implying that that's all I am, presumably) and that he'd have to check with his editor. I said fine. Nearly an hour later he called back to say his editor refused to hold the story, but that they were happy to interview me via Zoom to add to the package, and I said I would.

My name is Marisa Kabas, and I'm an independent journalist who publishes The Handbasket. I'm reaching out about a matter that involves your team and that continues to trouble me. In June of last year, Reporters Committee for Freedom of the Press and I filed a FOIA lawsuit against the DC Metropolitan Police Department to compel them to release body camera footage from the March 17, 2025 DOGE raid on the US Institute of Peace. What followed was months of back and forth with their lawyers, arguing why it was in the public interest to release the un-redacted footage in its entirety. Though tiny segments were handed over, that wasn't enough: We wanted all of it.  On February 18, 2026, a DC judge ruled in our favor, and your reporter Mark Segraves sent a kind note of congratulations that day. Then on Monday, March 2nd, the footage was handed over to me and excitedly announced I'd received it and would be reviewing it in the coming days and sharing what I learned. When Segraves emailed me this past Thursday asking for my phone number, I didn't think much of it. But when he called me just before 2pm on Friday to let me know NBC4 Washington would be airing a segment at 5pm, I grew concerned.  Segraves said he'd obtained some of the footage via a FOIA request that week after he heard the footage had been released to me. He said he'd credit the work of RCFP and me, but it was little comfort. I asked if he'd known the day before when he emailed me for my number, why didn't he tell me then? He didn't have a good answer for that. He acknowledged all the hard work I'd done getting this footage released. I asked him if he could hold the story until Monday, to which he replied that he's "not just a blogger" (implying that that's all I am, presumably) and that he'd have to check with his editor. I said fine. Nearly an hour later he called back to say his editor refused to hold the story, but that they were happy to interview me via Zoom to add to the package, and I said I would.

What followed was two hours of furiously writing and posting clips of the footage to Youtube so I could get something published before the 5pm broadcast, and in the midst of that, recording a quick Zoom interview with a person who was about to take credit for my work. At 4:59pm ET, The Handbasket published a piece titled "Police body cam footage shows DOGE knew Institute of Peace was private property during raid." Then I tuned into NBC4 Washington via your website to catch the broadcast, and my instinct to rush to get something out first was proven right. 

"It's a story you're seeing first on News4," your newscast began. "For the first time we're getting an inside look at what happened the day the Trump administration took over the US Institute of Peace. News4 obtained more than four hours of police body camera video from that day." What followed was more than six minutes of clips and commentary from Segraves, but it's not until six minutes and 21 seconds into the piece that he mentions my name (mispronounced though he asked for the correct pronunciation on Zoom), "The Handbasket blog," and the RCFP's foundational role in bringing this footage to light. I was angry, but didn't feel there was much I could do.

Then I saw the version NBC4 posted to Instagram and TikTok—the video itself made ZERO mention of the RCFP or my work, only briefly acknowledging it in the written caption on Instagram, and not even bothering to do that on TikTok. An average viewer with no background on the case is lead to believe that this footage was released because of your efforts. When I saw that, I decided I couldn't let this go.

It's difficult to explain what it's like to spend nearly a year working on a story only to have another reporter and outlet surreptitiously take credit for it; months of work and personal risk only to have another reporter lying in wait to swoop in. What NBC4 did was immoral, unethical, and to be frank, just truly sucked.

What followed was two hours of furiously writing and posting clips of the footage to Youtube so I could get something published before the 5pm broadcast, and in the midst of that, recording a quick Zoom interview with a person who was about to take credit for my work. At 4:59pm ET, The Handbasket published a piece titled "Police body cam footage shows DOGE knew Institute of Peace was private property during raid." Then I tuned into NBC4 Washington via your website to catch the broadcast, and my instinct to rush to get something out first was proven right.  "It's a story you're seeing first on News4," your newscast began. "For the first time we're getting an inside look at what happened the day the Trump administration took over the US Institute of Peace. News4 obtained more than four hours of police body camera video from that day." What followed was more than six minutes of clips and commentary from Segraves, but it's not until six minutes and 21 seconds into the piece that he mentions my name (mispronounced though he asked for the correct pronunciation on Zoom), "The Handbasket blog," and the RCFP's foundational role in bringing this footage to light. I was angry, but didn't feel there was much I could do. Then I saw the version NBC4 posted to Instagram and TikTok—the video itself made ZERO mention of the RCFP or my work, only briefly acknowledging it in the written caption on Instagram, and not even bothering to do that on TikTok. An average viewer with no background on the case is lead to believe that this footage was released because of your efforts. When I saw that, I decided I couldn't let this go. It's difficult to explain what it's like to spend nearly a year working on a story only to have another reporter and outlet surreptitiously take credit for it; months of work and personal risk only to have another reporter lying in wait to swoop in. What NBC4 did was immoral, unethical, and to be frank, just truly sucked.

I just sent this email to the news director at NBC4 Washington about the unprofessional and disrespectful way they handled publishing the body camera footage of the DOGE raid on the US Institute of Peace that was obtained via my FOIA lawsuit:

09.03.2026 14:55 👍 4409 🔁 921 💬 106 📌 83

Absolutely fucking glorious lol

09.03.2026 05:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"We know better."

09.03.2026 01:34 👍 96 🔁 32 💬 1 📌 1
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the president has no idea what he has set in motion. none.

www.wsj.com/livecoverage...

09.03.2026 00:23 👍 25520 🔁 7587 💬 2496 📌 681

lol if he thinks Israel wants to liberate anyone. Fucking moron.

09.03.2026 00:33 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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All Evidence Points to Pigs and Camels Being Mutually Exclusive

02.03.2026 16:46 👍 227 🔁 37 💬 10 📌 5

Hottest country ever!!!!

09.03.2026 00:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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The Trump administration put out a $20 billion plan to insure tankers in the Strait of Hormuz. It promised US Navy escorts for civilian ships trying to pass through. It assured us any Iranian threat was all-but-over.

The market's reaction, so far, to these measures:

09.03.2026 00:13 👍 200 🔁 44 💬 14 📌 8
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me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

08.03.2026 23:55 👍 38809 🔁 6836 💬 438 📌 164

Thank you for covering this important event since there is absolutely nothing else going on in the world right now…

Fuck off, Bari

08.03.2026 23:33 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jesus Christ @jaketapper.bsky.social if you want to support our troops you don’t send them overseas to die so some people can become richer. Iran is a non-threat. Fuck off.

08.03.2026 16:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m kinda hungover, but did he call Iran Nazis?

08.03.2026 15:13 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

And why is Iran doing this?

08.03.2026 11:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ll buy crazy bread twice a week if it helps Ilitch pay Skubal.

08.03.2026 11:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“People love who they love.”

Yeah, real tough conversation.

08.03.2026 11:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As of right now I have 14 replies to this incredibly stupid post. You have 11 to your assumedly serious post. lol fucking clown

08.03.2026 11:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He’s +5, I’ll take it.

08.03.2026 01:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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BREAKING: Judge rules Kari Lake's appointment was ILLEGAL for many months & a bunch of her actions are void

We & great partners win again!

H/t to my @democracydefendersfund.org colleagues plus AFSCME, AFGE, Emery Celli, Democracy Forward & more. Wow, just wow.

07.03.2026 22:58 👍 4708 🔁 1321 💬 146 📌 69

the reverse version of those “evolution of man” drawings

07.03.2026 23:43 👍 13439 🔁 2623 💬 447 📌 86

Same

08.03.2026 00:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Trump saluting a flag-draped casket carried by soldiers, wearing his standard ill fitting suit and a white baseball hat that says USA in gold letters visible from space

Trump saluting a flag-draped casket carried by soldiers, wearing his standard ill fitting suit and a white baseball hat that says USA in gold letters visible from space

I think it's great that the president put on his most solemnly branded baseball cap to receive the returning coffins of soldiers killed in the unnecessary war he launched to distract from his failing presidency and pedophilia scandal.

Look at that gold-like letting. Classy as shit.

07.03.2026 21:53 👍 5707 🔁 1245 💬 374 📌 146

This just feels like a plot to keep Platner out of the race. We bomb the water. Platner makes a living in the water. Obviously sending a message that people who need water will not be tolerated.

07.03.2026 22:25 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Macho Man Randy Savage - The Cream of the Crop
Macho Man Randy Savage - The Cream of the Crop YouTube video by CGatto

youtu.be/8C4lK41SX-Q?...

Sorry, but not a single actor alive could put on a performance like this. Not Leo, not DDL, not prime Nicholson.

07.03.2026 22:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0