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Anal Roberts

@buttholemuseum

My So-Called Gay Chungus Life http://videodome.bandcamp.com

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Everything coming out of the tech world is worse and there's no sunny optimistic view of the future being evoked here. You pay more for less. Everything's a subscription and everyone else is a bot. Raze Silicon Valley to the ground and display the CEOs in the public square for floggings.

09.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And its main advocates are all super rapey or serial killer-esque technocrats who've decided that this is the future because it will make them richer. Like nobody else gets a say in it.

09.03.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Will that kill the odor too? They're black jeans so that is a substantially larger issue than the stain

09.03.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I washed the spot pretty thoroughly with dish soap. And I always air dry pants so I opted to put them outside today since it's so nice out and they REEK

09.03.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I can't get the fish oil stain or smell out of Saturday's pants so I am left with no choice but to throw them out

09.03.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly I get so hypnotized by the funeral dirge bass part and 3/4 groove I forget that the song has lyrics

09.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm definitely a homosexual male and that's the direction I want to keep my dating life in but how do you not fall for someone who shows genuine interest in you and wants to talk and hang out all the time?

09.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

pretty easy to skip the racist-goblin book because of the artist tbh

09.03.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I had people calling me a chaser for dating two trans women in a row and I think some people still think that. Which is kinda funny to me because 99% of my dating life is just pursuing whoever happens to want to pay attention to me at the moment and that's what happened.

09.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Greta Van Fleetβ„’ Enema

09.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He is risen

09.03.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you can't make yaoi at home, then store bought is fine

09.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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@actualnames.bsky.social

09.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

First nice day of the year. I'm listening to Bad Religion. Atheism is so cool

09.03.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No worries, this is just the rantings of a bitter lunatic

09.03.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

For the same $6 trillion cost, you could crush child poverty with a child allowance and free childcare, fix unemployment insurance, do paid family, sick & medical leave, massively boost ACA subsidies, and eliminate child uninsurance with Medicare for Kids.

09.03.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 2033 πŸ” 434 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 12
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Yayyyyy

09.03.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shit my own band wasn't even on streaming services until 2023.

09.03.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Streaming services are pretty sick and basically replaced cable for me 8 years ago but now I essentially look at them as a film library. I still buy movies constantly.

09.03.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Being stuck in your ways is kinda good. I didn't have a music streaming service till like 2019. I've never used an e-reader or read digital comics. I've never used AI aside from that one time in 2022 when you could make silly pictures.

09.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Christian Poopoo
Groom
Hawaii, Board of Health, Marriage Record Indexes, 1909-1989

09.03.2026 12:52 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

Anus Price

United States, Census, 1880

09.03.2026 13:03 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 7

I've seen people get into faith later in life and it's like... why? Did the pedophilia not deter you?

09.03.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The confirmation money was fun though. I think the priest really believed he'd still see me in church after.

09.03.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My mom told her mom on her deathbed that she'd raise me in the church. Her heart was never really in it and neither was mine. Everything they taught me seemed implausible. The idea of a god who knew everything and judged me felt creepy. Cue 27 year (and counting) atheism arc

09.03.2026 14:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There are millions of people who were stupid enough to believe this but a bank exec wasn’t one of them. She just can’t go on tv and say β€œpushing the plebes back to indentured servitude after forgetting their place during COVID was exactly what we wanted but we didn’t expect total depression”

09.03.2026 13:37 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"

This song feels incredibly relevant today.

08.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 7630 πŸ” 2320 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 41

Lenny Briscoe died on the way back to his home planet

08.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rub it in why don't you

08.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Yee haw

08.03.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0