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Food, drink, music, technology, photography, general silliness. Wellington, NZ.

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I’d just like to remind everyone that the first iRex ferry would have just entered service had the coalition not cancelled them purely out of spite for the opposition, Wellington and the South Island.

12.01.2026 05:48 πŸ‘ 162 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
If you invert the lyrics to Rick Astley you get Nine Inch Nails:
I will give you up
I will let you down
I will run around and hurt you etc.

If you invert the lyrics to Rick Astley you get Nine Inch Nails: I will give you up I will let you down I will run around and hurt you etc.

Good morning

12.01.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 206 πŸ” 75 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 5

It’s a dark night when you look at the news and are forced to admit that you no longer believe in the power of the FIFA peace prize

03.01.2026 07:06 πŸ‘ 5925 πŸ” 1266 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 23

Just wow. @pluralistic.net.web.brid.gy came out swinging in this article. He's right though and that's the coolest part.

26.12.2025 12:47 πŸ‘ 3426 πŸ” 1376 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 53

Title: The street tom waits grew up on. 
Image: a shabby, broken down old timey American street. 
Caption:
Buildings (left to right): vern's all-nite pizza 'n' tattoo, accordion players' graveyard, abandoned clown-shoe factory, divorced salesmen's polka club, tomb of the unknown cabbie, bootleg ice-cream warehouse, saint frank's hobo orphanage, illegal umbrella incinerator.

Title: The street tom waits grew up on. Image: a shabby, broken down old timey American street. Caption: Buildings (left to right): vern's all-nite pizza 'n' tattoo, accordion players' graveyard, abandoned clown-shoe factory, divorced salesmen's polka club, tomb of the unknown cabbie, bootleg ice-cream warehouse, saint frank's hobo orphanage, illegal umbrella incinerator.

Happy 76th Birthday, Tom Waits!

07.12.2025 15:10 πŸ‘ 1811 πŸ” 611 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 21

I’ve never said β€œfucking” or β€œcunts” in relation to anything as much as when referring to this govt of fucking cunts.
And I managed an adult store for a time.

#nzpol

25.11.2025 19:55 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
Staffy cross dog in forest, smiling at the camera, standing in front of a faded framed print of a forest, which is propped up against a tree.

Staffy cross dog in forest, smiling at the camera, standing in front of a faded framed print of a forest, which is propped up against a tree.

We found random forest art in the forest!

12.11.2025 19:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An aerial plan view of a ringfort at Rathangan, Kildare, Ireland. 

The fort is a circular earthen bank and ditch, with a number of mature trees growing around the circuit of the bank.

An aerial plan view of a ringfort at Rathangan, Kildare, Ireland. The fort is a circular earthen bank and ditch, with a number of mature trees growing around the circuit of the bank.

'The fort opposite the oakwood,
Once it was Bruidge’s, it was Cathal’s
It was Aed’s, it was Ailill’s,
It was Conaing’s, it was Cuiline’s
and it was MaeldΓΊin’s
The fort remains after each in his turn
and the kings asleep in the ground'.

c.8th century Irish poem describing this ringfort at Rathangan

02.11.2025 20:26 πŸ‘ 99 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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The Majority AI View - Anil Dash A blog about making culture. Since 1999.

Okay, for the folks who asked: here's the majority AI view, writing up the reasonable, thoughtful view on AI that the vast majority of people in tech hold, that gets overshadowed by the bluster and hype of the tycoons trying to shill their nonsense. anildash.com/2025/10/17/t... Please share!

17.10.2025 19:29 πŸ‘ 1127 πŸ” 489 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 144
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Have been enjoying Greg Daniel's "Upload" on Amazon for its light, dry hypercapitalist cynicism but they knocked it out the park with a cameo by cyberpunk prophet William Gibson in S3E5! Appropriate use of @greatdismal.bsky.social as a cautionary voice that's utterly ignored πŸ˜‰

17.10.2025 21:28 πŸ‘ 596 πŸ” 72 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 1

Nice! You might like The Beths, my fave NZ band at the moment.

11.10.2025 04:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I fear somebody in the Australian government may have misunderstood the meaning of pull requests

25.09.2025 02:09 πŸ‘ 226 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 3
In her recommendation, Bagdasarian stated,
"Any person over the age of six months without contraindication who has not received a dose of a Food and Drug Administration (FDA)-approved or-authorized 2025-2026 COVID-19 vaccine may be considered to have an underlying condition that puts them at high risk for severe outcomes from COVID-19 and is thus eligible to receive an age-appropriate dose."

In her recommendation, Bagdasarian stated, "Any person over the age of six months without contraindication who has not received a dose of a Food and Drug Administration (FDA)-approved or-authorized 2025-2026 COVID-19 vaccine may be considered to have an underlying condition that puts them at high risk for severe outcomes from COVID-19 and is thus eligible to receive an age-appropriate dose."

I like this. Since under RFK Jr, Covid shots are now for people with underlying conditions that put them at risk, Michigan’s chief medical executive Dr. Natasha Bagdasarian states that not having the most recent Covid shot constitutes such an underlying condition.

www.michigan.gov/mdhhs/inside...

19.09.2025 18:08 πŸ‘ 6803 πŸ” 1881 πŸ’¬ 81 πŸ“Œ 131
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For the people in the back, bigotry is not an opinion…

12.09.2025 03:10 πŸ‘ 4554 πŸ” 1314 πŸ’¬ 63 πŸ“Œ 37
Two gummy bears melted together with the caption: 
The Thing (1982) by John Carpenter

Two gummy bears melted together with the caption: The Thing (1982) by John Carpenter

A film classic

04.09.2025 01:04 πŸ‘ 117 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
A parody of IKEA manuals: the logo says KEA and the instructions are for "CAR DISASSEMBLY. The first panel is a cartoon kea with a speech bubble and a screwdriver, hammer, and pliers all with an X under them, then a beak with a check mark. The subsequent panels are "1. Door Seals" with a kea pecking at the seal; "2. Wiper Blades" with a kea removing the blades; "3. Aerial" with a kea removing the antenna; "4. Wing Mirrors" with a kea removing the mirrors

A parody of IKEA manuals: the logo says KEA and the instructions are for "CAR DISASSEMBLY. The first panel is a cartoon kea with a speech bubble and a screwdriver, hammer, and pliers all with an X under them, then a beak with a check mark. The subsequent panels are "1. Door Seals" with a kea pecking at the seal; "2. Wiper Blades" with a kea removing the blades; "3. Aerial" with a kea removing the antenna; "4. Wing Mirrors" with a kea removing the mirrors

12.07.2024 01:00 πŸ‘ 201 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 4
A pika sits on a mossy rock.

A pika sits on a mossy rock.

Tighter crop of the same pika, focusing on its head.

Tighter crop of the same pika, focusing on its head.

An even tighter crop, focusing more on the pika's eye.

An even tighter crop, focusing more on the pika's eye.

An extremely tight crop of the pika's eye, emphasizing their reflection of an early morning mountain scene.

An extremely tight crop of the pika's eye, emphasizing their reflection of an early morning mountain scene.

"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"

Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.

28.08.2025 16:18 πŸ‘ 43856 πŸ” 10987 πŸ’¬ 643 πŸ“Œ 449

Beware of any politician doing this. It’s a major red flag of the most cynical political opportunism, weaponization of lies & misinformation, and manipulation of some consultant’s idea of a β€œwedge issue.” It would waste public money, risk or even cost lives, weaken the city, make traffic worse, etc.

26.08.2025 04:23 πŸ‘ 484 πŸ” 145 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 9
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Yet again, this Michael Rosen poem hits the bullseye.

24.08.2025 14:07 πŸ‘ 201 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

#nzpol

INTRODUCTORY BUSINESS STUDIES 101.

Final exam question:

You report to the Board of XYZ Inc. There are 2 choices.

A) XYZ Inc gives me $550m and I give XYZ Inc 2 new boats.

B) XYZ Inc gives me $671m and I give XYZ Inc nothing.

What is your recommendation to the Board of XYZ Inc? A or B?

17.08.2025 20:43 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 3

The perfect Wellington, according to the target demo of the Post, is one where no one works in the public service BUT also we all buy fifteen coffees a day on AND party all night on Courtenay Place WHILE driving home to our rentals which we levitate into so as not to scuff the floors

26.07.2025 07:45 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
Sorry if I'm not your cup of tea. I'm not even my own cup of tea. I'm barely a cup and I don't like tea. I'm more like a rusty bucket of haunted bog water. Sorry if I'm not your rusty bucket of haunted bog water.

Sorry if I'm not your cup of tea. I'm not even my own cup of tea. I'm barely a cup and I don't like tea. I'm more like a rusty bucket of haunted bog water. Sorry if I'm not your rusty bucket of haunted bog water.

Good morning

16.07.2025 14:41 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

DO NOT VOTE FOR ANYONE WHO SAYS RATES ARE STAYING FLAT!
There is no way with the levels of inflation and the frequency of climate emergencies/damage any reasonable person could think rates won't be going up.
We need the services those dollars provide.
#NZPol

16.07.2025 23:31 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
a woman holding a sign that reads, "Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people."

a woman holding a sign that reads, "Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people."

Good morning

06.07.2025 13:13 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the amount of people who still don’t understand this utterly foundational fact is staggering

01.07.2025 03:40 πŸ‘ 1003 πŸ” 357 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 2
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I imagined the Chatsubo in 1984. 41 years later I opened its door. Neuromancer is in production.

01.07.2025 19:14 πŸ‘ 7344 πŸ” 1880 πŸ’¬ 307 πŸ“Œ 675
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β€˜Good news story’: Wellington cyclist numbers well over double in two years A cycling advocate said the swell of cyclists coming through the Basin Reserve was due to a new cycleway that opened mid-2023.

Biking is on the up in Wellington, thanks to the network effect, and thanks to WCC. www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3607... @cyclewgtn.bsky.social

23.06.2025 19:55 πŸ‘ 97 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 4
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Still this.

chaser.com.au/general-news...

22.06.2025 08:17 πŸ‘ 183 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3
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Cycleway tacks cause havoc among Wellington bike riders Council has asked for public assistance tracking down the culprits.

Cycleway tacks cause havoc among Wellington bike riders www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

30.05.2025 07:00 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 6

Aww too cute.

27.05.2025 07:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0