Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)

A social media post showing a map of North America, by Stay Free Alberta, which reads: Locations across the continent. Learn where and when to sign the official citizens’ initiative petition for Alberta independence on our website. Find a signing location near you and see upcoming events.

Great news for Alberta Independence!

Petition signing locations are popping up all over the USA!

Canvasser registrations are also coming in from Russia, China, and India too! Current petition signature counts are topping 6 million!

#abpoli #AlbertaSeparation

Alberta regulator rejects Canada’s largest data centre | The Narwhal Lack of public consultation means project that would have consumed as much power as Edmonton won’t go ahead — for now

FACT: Somebody at the Alberta Utilities Commission is getting fired.

Read: thenarwhal.ca/olds-data-ce...
#abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg #yeg #yyc

An image of a naval ship being hit by a torpedo with a social media post, by Richie Bree, inset on the image which reads: Torpedoes must be the only pedos the U.S. government are willing to fire.

Seems about right to me.

A social media post by Salty Albertan (a.k.a. FringedCanuck) which reads: Dear Arby's Canada. Get your shit together. You hire nothing but incompetent immigrants that can't speak English or follow orders. I have yet to receive an order that I actually ordered. I ask for no red sauce, I get red sauce. I pay for extra cheese, I don't get extra cheese. I ask for no whip cream on my milkshake. I get whipped cream. Enough of this shit. Sick and tired of immigrants handling the food in Canada. Hire real Canadians.

Poilievre is right.
Canada IS broken.
Alberta MUST separate.

#abpoli #AlbertaIndependence #AlbertaSeparation #AlbertaSovereignty

A graphic created by the National Police Federation and Keep Alberta RCMP which reads: Fact Check. Albertans have consistently rejected the idea of replacing the RCMP with a new provincial police service.

I don't care what Albertans have rejected.

Rob Anderson's separatist 'Free Alberta Strategy' says we need to replace the RCMP and that's exactly what my separatist UCP are going to do!

No referendum!

Read: www.freealbertastrategy.com/the_strategy
#abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg

Disappointing to hear about my good friend, and fellow dog killer, Kristi Noem, losing her job.

Men always have difficulty with the exceptional work done by strong conservative women.

Hope it doesn't happen to me.

Read: www.bbc.com/news/article...
#abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg

First, there was the fake outrage.
Then came the convoys.
Next was the bouncy castles.
All they need next is a hot tub.

#abpoli #AlbertaIndependence #AlbertaSeparation #AlbertaSovereignty #ableg

BYD just killed your EV argument with a battery that competes with gas engines The Chinese carmaker's new batteries feature a 5-minute charge and 621-mile range, plus a 620,000-mile lifespan and lower prices.

I will gladly use the Sovereignty within a United Canada Act to force an outright ban on electric vehicles if these ever come to Canada.

Read: www.fastcompany.com/91503415/byd...
#abpoli #UCPCorruption

Alberta ‘excessively vulnerable’ to foreign interference, experts warn | CBC News Alberta is not ready to deal with the threat of online disinformation coming from foreign actors in a possible referendum campaign on separation this fall, according to national security experts.

"If there were a referendum, there would be no one within the Alberta gov't who could analyze and collect data to ensure the conversation about the referendum is not being manipulated by foreign actors."

Good! We want Alberta to separate!

Read: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
#abpoli

Family seeking $1.3M owed by Alberta separatist leader Dennis Modry after court order | CBC News Relatives of a prominent Alberta separatist who met with U.S. officials are upset that he has failed to pay back more than $1.3 million that he owes from a court order issued almost a year ago. A B.C....

Albertans can trust me when I say, the Alberta Independence movement is real grassroots movement by real Albertans and not some far-right conservative GRIFT!

Have I ever lied to you?

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
#abpoli #AlbertaIndependence #AlbertaSeparation #AlbertaSovereignty

A photo of a group of people at a Turning Point USA event, praying around Donald J. Trump, President of the United States, some people have their hands outstretched so they may touch him

Exciting to see the Strong & Free nation of the United States being run by their religiously devout president, Donald J. Trump, who is now actively working to overthrow Iran, a country which is being run by group of crazy religious zealots!

#abpoli #cdnpoli #uspoli #USIranWar

An old cartoon showing a restaurant, where people sitting at tables labeled Healthcare, Sciences, Arts, Education wait with empty plates, while wealthy elites are being piles of money and coins as food by a number of waiters. One of the people at the elite table is War.

Oh look! 👀
It's my UCP hard at work!

#abpoli #ableg

Former Calgary UCP candidate Caylan Ford's life left in tatters due to media coverage: Lawyer Opening address by lawyer for would-be UCP candidate Caylan Ford gives opening address in her defamation case.

It’s truly disappointing what MSM has done to Caylan Ford.

She’s corrupt, a white supremacist, homophobic, a supporter of terrorism, and received insider treatment.

Like Jennifer Johnson, she’s everything we want in a UCP candidate!

calgaryherald.com/news/former-...
#abpoli

Opinion: Alberta needs to lead — not leave — Canada Alberta doesn't need to leave Canada. Alberta needs to lead Canada; to create jobs, attract investment, and build long-term prosperity.

Maybe Albertans should have elected a leader instead of a lobbyist.

edmontonjournal.com/opinion/colu...
#JustSayin #abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg

Say their names: Mayerthorpe 20 years after the most violent moment in Canadian law enforcement history It’s been two decades since the gut-wrenching news shocked the nation: the worst-ever murder in Canadian law enforcement history.

It was a solemn day, 21 years ago when four RCMP officers gave their lives in their service to Albertans.

Today, my UCP desecrate their memories by demonizing the RCMP and pushing for a provincial police force no one wants.

edmontonjournal.com/news/nationa...
#abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg

Thousands of Alberta seniors to lose income supplement as province faces rising provincial deficit | CBC News Alberta is making cuts to seniors' benefits and tax credits for caregivers as it faces a $9.4-billion budget deficit.

Great news! 🗞️

Our provincial budget is packed with savings to allow the UCP spending spree to continue while you get nothing!
1⃣ Clawbacks for disabled Albertans
2⃣ Seniors Income supplement
3⃣ Higher municipal property taxes!

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
#abpoli #UCPCorruption

A map showing the western provinces of Canada where Alberta is eliminated and British Columbia becomes wider and renamed Super-Duper British Columbia, and Saskatchewan becomes Saskatchawider.

I know this is an unpopular opinion and I may lose followers but I have to admit this would be a good solution for all the sensitive Alberta snowflakes convoying and spreading their hate of Canada.

Solves the separatist issue too!

#abpoli #cdnpoli #AlbertaIndependence

Trump says U.S. has begun 'major combat operations' in Iran, after Israel says it has launched strikes | CBC News The U.S. and Israel launched an attack Saturday on Iran, with the first apparent strike happening near the offices of Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.

EXCITING! ⚡️

This unprovoked US attack on Iran is going to cause world oil prices to skyrocket! 🚀

This not only helps my budget, but also gives us an unexpected surplus that my UCP blow through!

www.cbc.ca/news/world/i...
#abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg

A graphic showing a list of costs to Alberta taxpayers which total $10 billion wasted.

There's a lot of talk in Alberta about the latest budget.

Here's a short (and incomplete) list of why the UCP budget for 2025-26 is forecasting a multi-year deficit which has nothing to do with Ottawa nor immigrants.

#abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg

$2.3B allocated to new crown corporation supporting Alberta health agencies Alberta is creating a provincial corporation, Health Shared Services, to centralize corporate services between its four health agencies.

As the party of fiscal responsibility we continue to break AHS into 4 Silos with 4 CEOs and management.

But we now realize we need a new crown corporation to oversee the 4 health agencies so we're allocating $2.3 billion and hiring new CEOs and managers!

www.ctvnews.ca/edmonton/art...

A screenshot of an Province of Alberta Order in Council signed by Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta.

A screenshot of the second page of the Province of Alberta Order in Council which authorizes the province to go into $40 billion in debt.

Good news Alberta!

With the stroke of a pen I just signed you poor taxpayers up for $40 BILLION IN NEW DEBT so you and your kids can enjoy deficit for years to come!

Thank you for always voting for the fiscally responsible UCP conservatives!

#abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg

A graphic for an Alberta Independence Convoy from Red Deer to Calgary on February 28, 2026.

Just like voting conservative for 50 years and expecting better results, Alberta conservatives have been programmed to do one thing over and over again hoping for change.

This convoy is proof of that!

#abpoli #AlbertaIndependence #AlbertaSeparation #AlbertaSovereignty

A photo of Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta and leader of the United Conservative Party, with the caption: I'm the fucking problem

This post is for all the conservatives in Alberta who after 50 years of voting conservative still haven't figured it out:

#abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg

A screenshot of a news article written by Jack Farrell and posted by CBC News on June 27, 2025 showing a picture of Nate Horner, UCP Finance Minister, with the headline reading: Alberta posts surplus of $8.3 billion in 2024-2025 fiscal year. Just over $5 billion of surplus cash province can spend, says finance minister.

Friendly reminder:

In June 2025, Nate Horner was boasting about an Alberta $5 billion budget SURPLUS.

And then we spent it like a lottery winner on crack resulting in a $9 billion DEFICIT, so now we're blaming immigrants!

Read: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
#abpoli #UCPCorruption

If Alberta is the Economic Engine of Canada that has a tax advantage of at least $16.9 billion compared to other provinces.

Why is Alberta always running a deficit?

It's almost like there's some party in the government that keeps mishandling taxpayer money. 🤔

#abpoli #ableg

A graphic showing an AI data centre with a long row of servers and network equipment with a quote from BNN Bloomberg on February 27, 2026 which reads: Transalta announces major data centre in Parkland County, Alberta

AI Data centres are energy hogs 🐖, and since I don't allow renewable energy, electricity rates in our province are going to skyrocket! 🚀

Just another way my UCP can serve our oil & gas masters and making life more unaffordable for Albertans!
#abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg

Alberta Legalizes Hunt Pens for Deer & Elk Alberta legalizes enclosed hunting, reviving a cruel sport that lets hunters pay to kill captive deer and elk trapped behind high fences.

Todd Loewen is proud to be profiting from this:

By amending the Livestock Industry Diversification Act, the province has ended a long-standing prohibition on the devastating bloodsport of “canned hunting” or “enclosed hunting.”

animaljustice.ca/blog/alberta...
#abpoli #UCPCorruption

A screenshot of the No Tax Hike Guarantee from the UCP website which reads: A re-elected UCP government would formalize this pledge by expanding the Taxpayer Protection Act to include personal and business income taxes to ensure no future government could increase income taxes without approval from Albertans in a referendum. The Taxpayer Protection Act already prohibits the introduction of a sales tax without approval from Albertans in a referendum.

But you won't find any referendum on our municipal tax hike.

A graphic created by the United Conservative Party of Alberta, showing Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta, speaking with the caption, Danielle Smith and the UCP commit to no tax hikes period.

Hey Alberta! 📢

Remember when I promised a No Tax Hike Guarantee?!

I LIED!

I'm raising your municipal property taxes in hope you'll blame municipalities for tax increases, instead of blaming me and my UCP!

Read: unitedconservative.ca/annoucement/...
#abpoli #ableg #UCPCorruption

A social media post by Bruce McAllister, Executive Director of Alberta Premier's office, in which he reposts a social media post by Andrew Coyne, journalist for the Globe and Mail. Coyne writes in his post: My latest, on the disgraceful attempts by two political leaders to blame immigrants for their troubles and ours. McAllister responds: This guy is unhinged. You could search the country and it would be difficult to find someone more out of touch with reality. I'm not suggesting he's the dumbest person in Canada, but if that person dies...

I'm not suggesting he's the dumbest person in Canada, but if enough people with an X account reported Spanky McAllister's account for violent speech...
#abpoli