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Helen Stubbs

@hkstubbs

Profile pic is 'pretending to trad climb'. Writer & climber on the Aussie Gold Coast. She, her, they. Staerstone, fantasy adventure novel, coming 2026. https://helenstubbs.wordpress.com https://books.bookfunnel.com/holiday-adventure-tales/jp6waywcqo

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There should be a children’s book called Benny the Blenny!

26.02.2026 08:30 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is it a textural/sensory or ideological aversion, or you don’t like how it looks, or something else? I have a bit of (a), a lot of (b), but I like the prettiness and artiness of it. I need unfeelable products though. I like eyebrow dye because I can’t feel it at all.

19.02.2026 04:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Echocardiograms are so expensive that I really think they should offer a 30 percent discount if they fail to locate an alien chest-burster.

19.02.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just makes me think, the teacher is never gonna get this to work

17.02.2026 03:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s that animal psychic from the Telepathy Tapes. I thought of consulting her about my dog who I adopted when she was four, but it’s pretty pricey

13.02.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A haibun is presented on faded yellow paper and illustrated with a sumi-e style sketch of a young man hiking through a Japanese post town.

It reads: 

Distance

on the wind... 
a single caw 
of a crow

I daydream of hiking the Nakasendo - shouldering a backpack, a hiking pole in hand, the narrow cobblestone road between old shops and inns. I sit by the window, the road out of reach.

A haibun is presented on faded yellow paper and illustrated with a sumi-e style sketch of a young man hiking through a Japanese post town. It reads: Distance on the wind... a single caw of a crow I daydream of hiking the Nakasendo - shouldering a backpack, a hiking pole in hand, the narrow cobblestone road between old shops and inns. I sit by the window, the road out of reach.

Distance- a haibun.

More #haibun and #Haiku here: kasasagi.blog

13.02.2026 03:30 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations, Helena!

12.02.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nice. Big fall!

12.02.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The weird thing I saw today was two fit guys without shirts in a car park … one posing against a brick wall, the other taking pics of him with a camera on a tripod. Not that weird. But by the time I left the carpark, photographer guy seemed to be taking close-ups of posing-guy’s butt… 🀣

Whyyyyyy?

12.02.2026 09:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I’d love to go to visit my mum’s island, Skopelos, and go climbing too… one day. I always prefer getting out of the city, wherever I go. I went to France and didn’t even go to Paris. Which might have been a mistake, but I did go to Verdon which definitely wasn’t!

10.02.2026 01:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh that’s beautiful. I haven’t been to Greece. 😭
But yes, we do! Though we weren’t very involved in the community because we lived in the country and my dad was β€œAstralezi” 🀣

10.02.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have no idea what my family was doing in the 16th century…

10.02.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yay πŸ‡¬πŸ‡· my mum came to Australia after WW2. With her mum and yia yia.

10.02.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@itsgreek2m2.bsky.social nice to meet you. I’m half Greek, from my mum.

09.02.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Me texting my partner that I don’t really want flowers, but if he gets them can they have red and purple in them? With thanks and xxs

Me texting my partner that I don’t really want flowers, but if he gets them can they have red and purple in them? With thanks and xxs

Demanding much? Better to say what you want clearly in relationships, right. 🀣😜 None of that cool white and yellow shit.
πŸ’œβ€οΈπŸ’œβ€οΈπŸ’œ

09.02.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I never know what that face means! Is it nervous? It was all safe and fun. 😊

07.02.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Once I got the draw and rope on the anchor I poked the whole thing with the clip stick and the tangle on the other end came out. It hadn’t formed a knot.

So that was all fun. Today I’m sorrrre and tired.
πŸ˜‚

07.02.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Put my harness back on and clip sticked and jugged my way back up. I climbed a bit of rock too. The anchor was hard to clip because it was all wound up in the other end of the rope, but I got it after some issues (including the QuickDraw not closing and coming flying off when I pulled it.) 🀣

07.02.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Had an exhausting but awesome climb outdoors yesterday. We did our usual warm up climbs, then I put a hard climb up with a clipstick and we had a top rope go on it, then when we pulled the rope the tip got stuck at the anchor. Oh noes…

We were feeling tired and I’d already packed up but I…

07.02.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe you could swap rooms seeing she basically lives in the kitchen

07.02.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Do itttt. Hehe. 😝

06.02.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

People don’t seem to know what is important.

06.02.2026 10:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cool novel news is although it’s weird to be totally done with Staerstone after 5 years of commitment to it, I’ve rolled into the sequel, Staercrags, pretty easily. Still in love with my characters. Ready to make them suffer! πŸ–ŠοΈ
#writer
#fantasy
#climbing
#romance

06.02.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not at this point. Thanks for the offer, though.

05.02.2026 09:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you. 🧑

05.02.2026 08:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A novel cover with a dark mountain, orange sky and bright red title of STAERSTONE. 
The tagline is: The climb will take everything you have. 
A subtitle says: a fantasy novel. It has me listed as the author. H.K. Stubbs. Designed by Greg Chapman.

A novel cover with a dark mountain, orange sky and bright red title of STAERSTONE. The tagline is: The climb will take everything you have. A subtitle says: a fantasy novel. It has me listed as the author. H.K. Stubbs. Designed by Greg Chapman.

I can’t help myself I guess! Love all the genres.

Are you critiquing/editing/writing something fun?

I sent the last proof to my publisher today and it will be published in May/June…

But I’ll have pre-release copies for Gold Coast
Supanova.

Here’s a pic…

05.02.2026 08:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for asking! It’s a mash up of fantasy, adventure, romance and rock climbing…

05.02.2026 07:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you have a tongue piercing? I love mine. I use plastic ball-thingies which has protected my teeth I think… I’ve had it for over half my life.

05.02.2026 07:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
My elderly white cat cleaning her shoulder next to my MacBook.

My elderly white cat cleaning her shoulder next to my MacBook.

Today my cat showed me a trick on my MacBook by sliding her back leg down the mousepad and switching apps.

I finished the last proofing notes on my novel Staerstone. Gulp. Publishing is definitely terrifying sometimes.

Maybe I should have let the cat do the proofreading, too.

#fantasy #novel

05.02.2026 07:07 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I so thought I had it. I’m gonna brush the fuck out of it tomorrow and try again.

04.02.2026 07:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0