niche stardew valley influencer

woaw

does daddy concernedape love me enough to give me haunted chocolatier someday

clint is easily the most depressing character in the game. difficult, given that shane exists

1 5 4 2 3 if ya nasty

screenshot of stardew valley, of me talking to the dwarf non player character, or npc, for short, who is a small hooded figure with red eyes. he says, "hmm? what is this concept you call "private property"?"

dwarf does not believe in private property. dwarf steals from those above and redistributes. be like dwarf

screenshot of my stardew valley game, farm set up with two seed makers

they call me two seedmakers cause i got two seedmakers

screenshot from stardew valley of the girl jas telling me, "you smell like grass"

yeah jas. i do smell like grass

feeling sad. time to play stardew valley

deleted pierre's fucking stupid ass sashimi quest and i feel alive

it's weird that lucky lunch isn't just a lotto ticket and a cigarette

one of the best things about stardew valley is all the adult non player characters are bangin

krobus 💖

in 2025 i achieved perfection on six farms, at least. in 2026 i aim to overachieve again

he's a 10 but when he finishes he makes the ghost death sound

oil companies this oil companies that why don't you OIL up that controller and defeat the evil corporation of joja to escape for a minute with me

it's 2026. do you know the status of your farm?

accidentally gave leah bait and she told me to fuck off and die

krobus deserves romance

meadowlands is so op

new farm time mothercluckers

get influenced

yes. YES

krobus should be romanceable

shaneful hahahahahah

this is shameful btw

went back to my first ever farm and not only did my animals have no grass BUT i only have two kegs and zero house upgrades. i'm dating shane. it's year three

image of my hand holding down a notebook with messy scribblings about my chicken farm

an image of my stardew valley notebook, of notes on beebsy's stinky farm, mostly crossed out notes scribbled across the page

image of a notebook page for pumpkin / ol bessie farm with a few things noted

i want to make a cute little cohesive journal of all my notes someday

i'm gonna post it

you WISH you could see my stardew valley notebook

> be me,
> boot up stardew
> load in dot nice
> 6:20 am, drink iridium star milk
> rage face dot kyle
> force quit game