A two-ton crocodile corpse counts as party loot, right? ๐
A two-ton crocodile corpse counts as party loot, right? ๐
When the terrible paladin proves he'd also make a lousy alchemist. ๐คฃ
Nature's mustache wax. ๐
A game world where were there are no heroes - just varying degrees of scum. ๐คฃ
When your door-to-doo sales pitch needs a bit of work. ๐
Shingles The Movie!
When all the gold is gone, so the rogue decides to steal some pie instead. ๐
"Have a nice day. I'll be drinking." ๐คฃ
Yeah the chaos and terror are bad, but let's talk about the true horror of owning a cursed puppet. ๐
Shingles The Movie.
When the slightly deranged character asks a loaded question. ๐
"Greetings, stranger who is in no way another player at our table, would you like to join our adventuring party?" ๐ #dnd
So many broken promises. ๐ญ
When your new bestie has been cursed by a wizard's ghost ... or something like that. ๐
Shingles The Movie!
Welcome to Dumpsville, population one paladin. ๐คฃ
Just because the party takes a long rest, doesn't mean it's a good rest. ๐
When trapped by zombies, you make do with whatever weapons you have handy.
Shingles The Movie!
When the bard is the party's healer, at least you'll be entertained as you bleed out. ๐คฃ
The best part about hanging with friends are ... all the lies you can tell them? ๐
Shingles The Movie! #indiehorror #indiefilm
When the battle's going well, but then the dice decide to share their opinion. ๐คฃ
DM: "So three tons of crocodile just landed atop you. But I guess it could be worse." ๐
When the party paladin demonstrates the wickedness of alcohol in the most direct way possible. ๐
When your creepy cursed doll is even more cursed that usual. ๐คฃ
Shingles the Movie #indiehorror #indiefilm
When the magic door does its job a little too well. ๐ #dndpodcast
Phrasing matters when you're the party leader. ๐
When the new exchange students are a bit more "international" than usual.
Shingles the Movie! #indiefilm
DM: "It's magical, you can't force your way through."
The Party: "We're gonna try anyway."
๐ #comedypodcast #dnd
When your D&D party's cup runneth over ... with horrors. ๐คฃ #comedypodcast
It's both the first of the month and a holiday, so here's your A&D earworm to get Sept started.
Don't tell mom, the babysitter's got a bow and arrow! ๐ #dndhumor #dnd
Sure some other dolls are haunted, but none quite like Sloppy. ๐
Shingles the Movie! #indiefilm #horrorcomedy
When your D&D party aren't the heroes the townsfolk want or need. ๐คฃ #dnd #dndhumor