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Not had em yet.
Just about to though, with a nice cup of tea.

08.03.2026 17:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why do they all hold them tiny microphones instead of clipping it to their jacket?

08.03.2026 15:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just nipped in the M&S Food hall and they had U2's Stuck in a Moment You Can't Get Out Of playing over the in-store p.a. system.

Not sure a song about Michael Hutchence Stranglewanking himself to death is an appropriate tune for a Sunday afternoon mooch for some fruit scones.

08.03.2026 15:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We won 3-2.
Maybe AI was right?

07.03.2026 08:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can you use "temporary purchase" instead?

07.03.2026 08:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Two Heinomites please barkeep

06.03.2026 17:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A lad in the 5 a side WhatsApp group has said he has used AI to pick a starting line up, subs, timings, and tactics for tonight's league game and another lad has called him
"Neil Wargrok" ๐Ÿ˜‚

06.03.2026 13:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 29 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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๐ŸŽถ it's the most wonderful time of the year ๐ŸŽถ

04.03.2026 08:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aye, and the bastards keep demolishing them all.

03.03.2026 21:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline

03.03.2026 20:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bet they practice in the bathroom mirror, the bad cunts.

01.03.2026 17:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sunday evening microwave mug cake and custard casuals.

01.03.2026 17:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Agreed. It 'feels' like a massive Ponzi scheme. Tech companies shifting money around between each other under the guise of AI being the next big thing.

01.03.2026 13:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We're seeing it at work but with complaints.
All the AI does in enforce their inherent bias.
And it can't possibly know the terms and conditions of a particular contract.
Yet knobheads persist with using it to argue with us when they are just plain wrong.

01.03.2026 13:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you need a speech for a life defining event such as best man's speech do you really want it written by a machine.

AI doesn't understand humour/empathy/ subtlety/nuance and these are all the things that make a speech truly memorable and more importantly unique.

Matt is a lovely man

01.03.2026 13:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Keep hearing stuff on the news about the "Straights of Hormuz", but what about the gays?

01.03.2026 10:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Piglet.
Both parents were 5-0.

26.02.2026 00:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yorkshire Water have re-invoked their hosepipe ban.

25.02.2026 16:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Been to TV and Film's London with work.
Saw him from the action fillums, Jason Statham, doing some of his acting for a fillum or TV show.
Must be hard work that pretending to be someone else lark, judging by the puff of his cheeks.

24.02.2026 19:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of each.

24.02.2026 10:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But will probably actually be being sucked off by a midget.

23.02.2026 19:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cheers. Much appreciated.

20.02.2026 18:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you x

20.02.2026 18:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry to hear that. x

20.02.2026 15:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Wife's Friend's son has unfortunately got an aggressive brain cancer and she's me asked to share this Government petition increased research funding.

It takes less than 1 min to sign, receive the email, and confirm.

All support greatly appreciated.

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20.02.2026 11:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Ere @barcajim3.bsky.social
Are you having this one?

19.02.2026 17:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aye. And haven't seen a bad film yet.

16.02.2026 22:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Movie poster for the recently released British film, Wasteman. 
A gritty prison drama.

Movie poster for the recently released British film, Wasteman. A gritty prison drama.

Been fot watch this at the cinema on an advance preview...

Proper enjoyed it. Moody and violent.

16.02.2026 22:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Son, I'm thirty

I only went with your mother cause she's dirty,

And I don't have a decent bone in me,

What you get is just what you see, yeah

16.02.2026 21:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

No probably about it.

15.02.2026 20:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0