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Diane Gordon

@thesurfreport

Podcaster, coffee tawker, gadabout, celeb whisperer. Listen to WHAT'S THE HOOK WITH DIANE & ANDY on Spotify, Apple or iHeartRadio podcasts. As Jerrod Carmichael said about me, I go hard.

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and her little dog too

05.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 216 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3

they also need to fire her troglodyte f-boy Lewandowski

05.03.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

also, Terrible People Make Good TV Drama

05.03.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I pitched a speakers program to Warren Beatty in a Carlyle Hotel suite overlooking Central Park.

05.03.2026 03:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🎯🎯 no notes

04.03.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
headline about Maura from The Traitors

headline about Maura from The Traitors

today’s super-clicky headline

03.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Catching Up with TV Scholar Michel Ghanem: Talking SHRINKING, TRAITORS Finale, THE PITT Is NOT ER Lite, LOVE STORY & The Kennedys

NEW #WHATSTHEHOOK #podcast is up! I catch up with Friend O’The Pod @tvscholar.bsky.social Michel Ghanem. We discuss #Shrinking comfort show greatness, the vibey beauty of #LoveStory, how #ThePitt finally got him & more! open.spotify.com/episode/4vjr...

01.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Reminder that we are running an early bird special for subscribers ahead of our March hard launch! You too can get posts like these delivered to your inbox at the beginning of every month!

28.02.2026 17:28 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

now ban guns.

26.02.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard says serious people in front of a purple background ALT: a man with a beard says serious people in front of a purple background
25.02.2026 04:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump's speech was under two hours, which bolsters the thesis that the leaks about it being more than two hours were meant to work the prediction markets

25.02.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 6070 πŸ” 874 πŸ’¬ 93 πŸ“Œ 67

Adderall crashes are a BITCH

25.02.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

where’s a sock full
of manure when you really need one?

25.02.2026 03:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Man who pardoned 1,600 insurrectionists on his first day back in office says "we must totally reject political violence of any kind."

25.02.2026 03:30 πŸ‘ 269 πŸ” 89 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 9

his glee when he tells the stories is sickening. he’s so depraved

25.02.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And non-Americans. He's just killed so many people.

25.02.2026 03:13 πŸ‘ 167 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it really ticks me off that this horrible oxygen thief gets topnotch healthcare to keep him alive and somewhat coherent and the rest of us have to scramble for coverage and care.

25.02.2026 03:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

betting he’ll continue the rants on social media later into the night. he’s so over amped but they had to counteract the sundowning

25.02.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

a whole lotta adderall and perhaps some other stimulants

25.02.2026 03:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

and he is drugged to the orange gills

25.02.2026 03:06 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

there is nothing he won’t grift. the grift is endless and as full of πŸ’©πŸ’©as he is.

25.02.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Big πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌto the TCM programmer who slotted β€œGaslight” as counter programming to Trump’s #SOTU

25.02.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a shirt that says god 's busy on it Alt: Shep Rose putting his head in his hands

Watching #SouthernCharm from the beginning as I have not seen early seasons. Getting rejected by women is Shep’s kink. He is so obtuse.

25.02.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I look forward to the camera finding them fast asleep in the audience

24.02.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Would watch.

24.02.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope he’ll give them all clock necklaces to wear with their Olympic medals! ⏰

23.02.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I bet they wish they hadn't moved to Sheinelle Jones to the hour with Jenna. She's great on the main broadcast.

22.02.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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THE PITT's Stellar Sophmore Season, Falling for FX's LOVE STORY, LOVE IS BLIND and TRAITORS Gossip & More!

NEW #WHATSTHEHOOK #podcast episode is up! We go deep into this week's pivotal episode of #ThePitt - no sophmore slump here! We're also in love with FX/Hulu's retro #LoveStory, Diane talks #ANTM docuseries & #LoveIsBlind plus #Traitors chat! open.spotify.com/episode/7opF...

22.02.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Da Vinci Chode

20.02.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 182 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0