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@marisasandlin

Another queer tattooed cat lady on the Internet. Member of MeFi, mourner of Barbelith, lurker of IG. https://buttondown.com/marisa πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ βšͺ️

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Honestly, fair enough, Casey from Goodreads.

11.03.2026 09:51 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

rt if u hate nazis and love boobs

02.02.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 2914 πŸ” 2264 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 20

Every time my sister's oldest kid posts pictures on Instagram, I am reminded that the determination to look older than your years at 17 pipeline is alive and well

10.03.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

all these thought pieces about Canadians going all guerrilla fighter and such falls apart the moment you realize that our entire civic infrastructure and mental models about governance are dependent on digital infrastructure that are monopolized by US tech firms that don't care about "human rights"

20.01.2026 17:28 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 5

omg i just want to eat all the little guys rn

10.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

BIRB THIS IS A BAD IDEA

10.03.2026 14:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

if they've got money to buy up the land, got money to buy up the RAM, and got money to buy up your politicians, you better believe they've got money to flood the zone with every two-bit influencer, podcaster, and delusional 'free thinker' claiming AI will change your life for the better.

04.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Americans demand to know who they have to bomb to lower gas prices HOUSTON, TX - American consumers shocked by sharply rising gas prices demonstrated their keen understanding of global geopolitics by demanding that the Department of War bomb some foreign country into...

Americans demand to know who they have to bomb to lower gas prices

10.03.2026 13:28 πŸ‘ 522 πŸ” 159 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 9

90s Captain Ahab: Thar she blows. Thar she blows again.

09.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 1297 πŸ” 240 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 9

We plan to release a free "Hugo Voter" special edition on Bandcamp within the next few days, so I will post that here when it's available. Once again, we'd love your consideration for this award

04.03.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean Clipping rules full stop, but yeah, they are very good at short form fiction in their albums

09.03.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWow he blocked me because he can’t take criticism” that’s correct. This is social media. You’re just some asshole. I am under no obligation to listen to you tell me what to do. Have a blessed day

09.03.2026 02:48 πŸ‘ 3568 πŸ” 426 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0

Matt taken the day off and has decided to watch Whistle (2026) and from the sound of it, it is clear our teen protagonists have never read a page of MR James in their lives because nothing good ever happens if you blow some ancient whistle you've acquired somehow

09.03.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For real!

09.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Former General Linked to Top-Secret UFO Lab Goes Missing | Coast to Coast AM William Neil McCasland disappeared on Friday after leaving home without his watch or phone.

Retired general William Neil McCasland, who once led a classified UFO-research laboratory at Wright-Patterson Air Force Base from 2011 to 2013, disappeared in Albuquerque prompting… #albuquerque #aliens #bernalillocounty #coasttocoastam #dayton #newmexico #ohio #ovni #roswell #uap #ufo #ufosky #usa

09.03.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like a dummy because I should have guessed that if this mess affects the price at the pump, OF COURSE planes are also affected!

09.03.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Canadian military personnel identified on white supremacist dating site | CBC Accessibility Members of the Canadian Armed Forces are among the profiles leaked from a white-only dating website that promoted white supremacist ideology, a CBC News visual investigation found.

Boy oh boy, am I ever excited that we're gutting the social safety net so we can give all our resources to the military.

09.03.2026 14:25 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

Obv, I'm not buying anytime soon and will just have to wait it out while Idiot-in-Chief terrorizes the Middle East

09.03.2026 14:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A very First World Problem, but wow the price alert on flight tickets for my November trip just jumped SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS

09.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

the year is 1997. I slip on my airwalks & head over to my bestie’s where we will record SNL style skits on a sony handycam spoofing "the real world". I stop at subway where they still bake the bread fresh and the guy making my sandwich is wearing a no fear shirt. this is the peak of civilization

08.03.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

TFW your fave bar from the Before Sober Times is now a Booster Juice

08.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For real! Like, it’s a not shitty day weather wise up here and I’m going to get a coffee!

08.03.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta love the audacity of demanding you let them quote you

08.03.2026 15:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

WHOA

08.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd like to put All Along the Watchtower alongside of Hallelujah as Songs Should Stop Being Covered So Badly.

08.03.2026 14:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A covered litter box. A fluffy kitten sits inside, facing out, her little front paws resting on the bottom edge of the entrance opening. She looks a little concerned.

A covered litter box. A fluffy kitten sits inside, facing out, her little front paws resting on the bottom edge of the entrance opening. She looks a little concerned.

This pic for a litter box looks like the kitten is working at a beachside snack shack and it's her first day and in her head, as she says, "Welcome to Herring House, how may I help you today?" she's silently thinking, "Please just want oyster crackers," because she ate all the herring.

07.03.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 235 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm from the Southern US. That symbol is loaded to me in the worst way.

08.03.2026 12:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

During the lockdown up here in Ontario, so many rural Canadians flew the Confederate flag which: 1) made me incandescently angry, and 2) what the fuck is your connection to a racist symbol

08.03.2026 12:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0