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GenX mom of GenZ people. Former/Recovering grammar police officer. Cat food dispenser in chief. Unaffiliated voter in red state caucusing with blue end of the spectrum. So utterly flabbergasted by this timeline I don’t even know where to begin. 🚫DMs

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Exactly. Minerals, too. Seems like Venezuela and Iran are practice for Greenland.

07.03.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A death scholar on why we need to stop being naive about dying: β€˜I always hear, β€œCan’t you just put me into a nice meadow?”’ Dr Hannah Gould on eco-funerals, being β€˜the death person’ and the one thing everyone should know before they die

A death scholar on why we need to stop being naive about dying: β€˜I always hear, β€œCan’t you just put me into a nice meadow?”’

07.03.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 88 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2
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What is iRecord? Have you ever seen a cool flower whilst out on a walk? Or a cool insect in your garden? Ever thought to yourself, β€œI wish I knew how to make this observation count for… | Biological ... What is iRecord? Have you ever seen a cool flower whilst out on a walk? Or a cool insect in your garden? Ever thought to yourself, β€œI wish I knew how to make this observation count for conservation”?...

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06.03.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Today's frog is the Montevideo tree frog.

07.03.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 191 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

Cute!

07.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Save Moon Camp | Jackie and Shadow need all of you to be their heroes

savemooncamp.org

$934k raised so far of the $10m goal!

07.03.2026 14:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All that matters is the candidate’s willingness to insert their cranium into Trump’s rectum. Boom, instant cabinet member.

07.03.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Periodic reminder that ICE does not just track and watch immigrants. They are collecting and storing information on us all.

06.03.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 3421 πŸ” 1015 πŸ’¬ 108 πŸ“Œ 37

Republicanism.

07.03.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Same thing that’s wrong with the rest of our government. Someone owns them.

07.03.2026 14:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Day 400 for sweet beautiful
πŸ’”. AMBER πŸ’” being in the shelter. Please give this dog a chance! Check her out below. Repost

Bio πŸ‘‡

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Town of Hempstead Animal Shelter
(516) 785-5220
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793

06.03.2026 11:13 πŸ‘ 2599 πŸ” 1379 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 67

Good riddance to madame blankie/puppy murderer and her chief consort.

06.03.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Didn’t he just say he wasn’t going to get bored with blowing stuff up in Iran??

04.03.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Traded in her brains for hair extensions?

03.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Grill her about the Blankiegate cover-up!
It's time for the sheets to hit the fan!

03.03.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She cares more about her mascara.

03.03.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That joke is older than the Simpsons. I saw bumper stickers with β€œthe Ayatollah is an Assahollah” in the late 70’s/early 80’s as a kid.

03.03.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What's the funniest show or movie you have ever seen. I really need a good laugh right now.

03.03.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 149 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 360 πŸ“Œ 17

But, y’know, thoughts and prayers and all that.

03.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As I’ve seen some MAGAs say, β€œThe USA is closed. Don’t come here.”

03.03.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œSpecial” Secretary of Military Operations.

03.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry, if you're going to make a big show about how you've got a Department of WAR helmed by a Secretary of WAR and staffed by WARfighters, it's totally inane to then claim that your massive bombing of a foreign country constitutes something other than a war.

03.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 12273 πŸ” 2654 πŸ’¬ 269 πŸ“Œ 111

They showed their contempt for the rest of us and the country when they reelected him.

03.03.2026 05:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#SendBarronToWar

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Ding-dong! The Dutch Fish Doorbell needs you to help migrating fish A Dutch lock is closed for the spring, and its employees want you to tell them when migrating fish come knocking by ringing a digital doorbell

A Dutch lock is closed for the spring, and its employees want you to tell them when migrating fish come knocking by ringing a digital doorbell

02.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 743 πŸ” 204 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 30

That doggie head tilt! 🩡

03.03.2026 03:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I always figured it was because he didn’t like dogs. Maybe dogs just don’t like him!

02.03.2026 00:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He probably inherited Daddy’s bone spurs.

01.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This part. It wouldn’t surprise me to find out they have branding ceremonies and have to hand over blackmail material to join the cult.

01.03.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Prayer of Peace

Peace be with us.
Peace be upon us.
Peace within us.
Peace to and through us.
Peace be for us.
Peace to the sacred.
Peace to the profane.
Peace to the individual.
Peace to the collective.
Peace for the sake of peace
because Peace itself is reason enough.

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