it’s cool how fencers say ‘on god’ before they fight
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it’s cool how fencers say ‘on god’ before they fight
Been a while since we had a random Simpsons quote thread here, I’ll start
Good ol rock. Nothing beats it
I'm supposed to get married this year but look around. How can I bring a wife into this world
Abu-Ghraib-level shit.
Terminator and Idiocracy had a baby.
Gas in Los Angeles County is "47.1 cents more than one week ago, 66 cents more than one month ago and 44.6 cents more than one year ago."
www.dailynews.com/2026/03/07/g...
10-days left countdown graphic to Election Day, March 17! The photo showcased is of Kat yelling into the void, overlayed on the ten. Full copy reads: "10 days until the election!" with Kat For Illinois' logo.
🚨 10 DAYS! 🚨
We’re in the final stretch, within single digits of winning.
And you can help us get there.
Shampanyah.
youtu.be/0vuOnVNiYtg?...
Turns out you can just replace the chair cylinder with one that's several inches shorter if your office chair sits too high.
Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.
trying out a new feature, lmk if it works
www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
OPERATION LET'S KILL A BUNCH OF SCHOOLGIRLS TO DISTRACT FROM THE FACT WE RAPED A BUNCH OF SCHOOLGIRLS
I'm furious at every single person who put this man back in office.
American Evangelicals love Israel the same way a farmer loves his herd of sheep. They're fattening it up for the grand sacrifice to bootstrap the rapture.
It's almost darkly funny that Hegseth spent yesterday shaking down the Boy Scouts over trans kids and publicly feuding with a chatbot company, knowing full well that he was about to throw us into World War III hours later.
Mass death it the heart and soul of evangelical Christianity.
Jesus hasn't come yet to take them all to Heaven, so they're trying to force his hand.
free note to everyone: you can just say we shouldn’t be bombing Iran rather than pretending this would be fine if Trump explained himself better
I approach this with the same energy as when a man who passes me on the sidewalk comments that I should smile more.
I am under no obligation to perform in a way that aligns with anyone's expectations.
Kash Patel Faces Backlash After Partying With Nancy Guthrie’s Captors
Kash Patel Faces Backlash After Partying With Nancy Guthrie’s Captors https://theonion.com/kash-patel-faces-backlash-after-partying-with-nancy-guthries-captors/
Tweet that reads Leo Xander @STALLEON Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken V - it is bigger than the car
I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head
"Move fast and break things" doesn't land rovers on Mars.
Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.
Why would anyone go to the White House when they can meet Flavor Flav
please note
if you are reading this no you didn't
errase erasse
A chicken walking on the beach the caption is: If you are seeing this the curse is lifted have a good day
Congratulations everyone
Screenshot of the raspishake seismometer signal after the M7.1 Malaysia earthquake
Powerful #earthquake with a magnitude of M7.1 offshore north of #Borneo a few minutes ago. #Malaysia Here's the seismic signal of my Raspishake seismometer 12 mins after origin time in Herne, Germany, which is 10700 km away from the epicenter! 🧪⚒️ #geology @raspishake.bsky.social
"We'll get them before they get us!"
Oh you know, hanging around the Yucatán Peninsula, as one does.
Kraft macaroni and cheese, Del Monte peas, and canned tuna "casserole"
i say let them do it. if i were a senate democrat i would relish the opportunity to let the country know that republicans don't think you should vote if you are a married woman www.nytimes.com/2026/02/21/u...