I wish they invented a shampoo that you only had to use once and your hair would stay washed forever
12.07.2023 19:54
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I wish they invented a shampoo that you only had to use once and your hair would stay washed forever
Limoncello la croix tastes like sunscreen but I’ll keep drinking that garbage
Feel better friend
You’re being such a drama queen
Are you mad at me
Naur I need people to know it’s me
when you see a MISSING PET poster for a bird it’s like — he’s fuckin gone man. He is out of here
It feels keenly unfair that I should be fat just because I eat whatever I want and don’t exercise
Due to covid everybody has to wear condoms now:/
I am outside your house @ElonMusk
I'm gonna be an astronaut
Does anybody want to insert a giant marshmallow roasting stick through my torso and slowly rotate me over a campfire until I’m perfectly golden brown?
Don’t mind trials but I absolutely have to draw the line at tribulations
Where’s my second invite code bitches 🥱
My mom heard the word “woke” on fox news and asked me if she is woke. No mom
Am I allowed to post death threats here or nah
my client just bit me your honor
Does anybody want to pick me up by my ankle and drag me across some broken glass and a burning fire then feed me to a lion?
Rotating my juicy brain and perfect heart in my mind
Only dozens of idiots
Who will pay white boys to write travel vlogs in third world countries now
Yeah I’m thinking is 5 o fricking clock
*taps mic* Is this thing on?