Ben Moser (he/him)

It’s weird that people online treat politics like sports, yet never learn the part where you’re allowed to be mad at your own team for blowing it.

to me it rocks that this company that has never come within light-years of making money and has a bad product with zero practical use cases is the pivot point of the global economy because a bunch of embarrassing Burning Man dorks just decided it should be

Copeland is trying too hard and it’s not going well.

Jesus, this Wolfpack team looks bad. Not frisky, not fun, just joylessly slogging through (and losing) a game they should be cruising through.

I'm fine with "free NHL player."

I'm wary of "free NHL goon."

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

If “Mission Accomplished” wasn’t a banner on a boat, but a chyron on CBS News.

I’m fine with not going all-in for Tro or anyone else. I think we can do the thing, I just don’t think the difference between doing the thing and not is goon.

I really don't think we were a goon away from winning that series. And I don't think we're a goon away from getting over Tampa this year.

It's hilarious that "working class" now applies exclusively to the racist failsons of regional car dealership owners but every unemployed trans person is an "elite".

Their plan is to sell their war via meme.

I can't deal with how stupid these fuckwits are and how angry it makes me when I think about how they managed to take over our government.

By morons for morons

Fucking hell. Why am I not currently rioting?

The state of college basketball is such that in the last couple of weeks I have 1) defended UNC's basketball coach and 2) been sad about a UNC player. Woof.

The first player to understand how the region works in years won't even play in an ACC Tourney. Man, why is college basketball, even?

I mean, if it's a depth move, that's fine. I just never bought that we were one goon away from beating Florida, and I don't like any indication that Rod and GMET have bought it.

I'm not going to be upset about it until the fourth line can't get an energy shift in because we felt like we needed to trot this guy out for some "sandpaper" or whatever.

You're not getting it man. No one is gonna crosscheck Aho after the whistle when they see that we have Nik Deslauriers as a healthy scratch.

Alternately, a 3-man podium following this script:

GMET: I like our group.
NIKISHIN: You like?
TRIPP: I looove.

If we're not getting a trade, and I'm thinking we aren't, I can't explain in english words how much I need GMET to come to a podium and announce "I like our group."

Rushing Tatum back because the Hornets are a juggernaut.

Should really work on franchising that out.

[slaps the roof of this fund] the bad boy can fit so much 2008

That drunk nazi goes up and literally says the US isn't using the rules of engagement, practically bragging that we're going to be doing war crimes and the response is...crickets.

I'm so goddamn tired. All the time.

There's going to be a bill to come due for the Trump regime's crimes and it won't be the assholes and dumbasses who committed the crimes who pay it.

The thing about the W administration is that if they did a brazen war crime like sinking an unarmed boat and then allowing those aboard to just fucking drown, it would have been a scandal and a story for two weeks before we memory holed it instead of 2 hours.

This seems like not the thing to be mad about at this moment in time and yet...

Go Fleet.

Another Aerin Frankel shutout.

Caesar salads for everyone.

Aerin Frankel is so positionally good. Just absolutely where she needs to be all the time. She’s so good at this.