From Heron w/no rEgrets

George Washington, "It's like they aren't even listening." Jesus, "Dude, I know."

My latest favorite t-shirt

Abe Laboriel ftw.

Malignant narcissists experience increased paranoia, denial, and rage as death nears. They often externalize these experiences through destruction and abuse of others in an effort to maintain a sense of control.

I suspect all of these wars are in part related to Trump’s awareness of his mortality.

Couldn't agree more.

I feel so sorry for that woman’s children.

Instead of spending $1T/y on defense (war), we could spend half as much, be just as secure (assuming we learn to mind our own business) and fund MFA.

Lotsa dogs eating a shit ton of homework.

Bullies love to pick on the defenseless.

MAGA families should encourage their children to immediately enroll in the service. It's the patriotic (and gawdly) thing to do. Cmon... Uncle MAGA needs YOU!

Apparently, this country cannot have a "golden age" without golden showers.

"It's almost a wash (if you look at it that way)" -Kevin Hassett, COA principal butt snorkeler

Jeebus H Motherscratching Crust

"As last month's jobs report was just released moments ago, with the economy adding 92,000 jobs in February"

"Actually, we lost 92,000 jobs"

"OK, so that was wrong in the script"

Kegbreath is a coward. All of them are.

I continue to be gobsmacked at 1) how common this formulation is 2) how antisemitic and generally bigoted it is 3) and how for all the talk of anti-semitism this is never cited as an example even though it’s quite literally the original incarnation.

"Bubba" seemed to lack gravitas.

Nothing but the best... so much winning... please sir, I can't stand so much winning

CNBC is almost unwatchable. Liesman, Quintanilla and Santoli are about the only ones with anything worthwhile to say. Chief butt snorkeler Kernen is an abomination.

Doddering old fools tend to be shortsighted IME. Classic failure to pull the context forward. Trump still thinks it's the 1970s context with regard to oil.

But not before insurance premiums and co-pays bankrupt us.

Eisenhower was right.

I heard he went to Texas. But whatever. The guy is an oxygen thief.

A strategic reserve of it. We ain't running out of stupid any time soon.

Well, vast swaths of the American electorate keep proving them right. No one is gonna go broke underestimating the intelligence of the average American. And as George Carlin once noted: half of them are dumber than that.

Fetterman is a disingenuous pox on humanity. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest his armpits.

"The Iranians begged me with tears in their eyes... please sir, liberate us, kill our children. Please sir. PLEASE!"

Where's Bill Post when you really need him?

IRAN OFFERS TO RENAME MAJOR WATERWAY THE STRAIT OF TRUMP

Maybe the USA will bankrupt itself with these endless wars. See also Soviet Union's war in Afghanistan.