Spring Dodo

Post an iconic horror movie image

Standing on one mighty right leg ROM the spaceknight lifts his left foot in order to check the bottom of it for poop He is upon a kitchen table with a plaid placemat, and an apple remote nearby. In the distance can be seen: patio doors, a Kleenex box, a frog aquarium, a watering can shaped like a cactus from IKEA, the Thing and more…

ROM the mighty spaceknight, checks the bottom of his boot for poop

Periodic reminder that the ROM Marvel Legends figure is amazing #RomSpaceknight #MarvelLegends

The fact that people think sophisticated means more fancy and cool and really it means deliberately complicated in order to make it seem as such

A big, black, fluffy Bouvier des Flandres dog smiles happily as she looks at you from the driver’s seat of an Infiniti QX60. ALF hangs from the rear view mirror.

Cleaned our car today and when the passenger door was open, Frankie made like she wanted to enter

We thought it funny and let her hop in.

She wouldn’t sit until she clambered over into the driver seat where she was clearly overjoyed to plant her butt

#Dogs #DogsOfBlueSky #BouvierDesFlandres

It is true

I have my text tone set to Lumpy Space Princess saying it

It’s always good to have a Band-Aid nearby when doing a shot; because no matter how small the needle is, you can still unintentionally bull’s-eye a capillary

we are somewhat insulated against the rot of this shit thanks to our population’s high level of education and literacy but i worry that the protective effect those have might erode over time and with sustained exposure. ultimately, we do still need to do something about X, TikTok, Facebook et al.

Not in your mouth, not on your thighs, not in your hair and not in your eyes… Santa Claus is coming, on your tits

Out for a walk on my lunch break and making up pornographic Christmas Carol lyrics in my head

a dog wearing an alf mask sits next to a woman wearing a mask on an airplane Alt: Some guy with dark hair and sunglasses, who already has his airplane oxygen mask on assists Alf with his

Take care of yourself

I watch this at least once a year

Some dumb fuck imperial from Star Wars says it’s an older meme, sir, but it checks out

A big, black, fluffy Bouvier des Flandres dog lies upon a ceramic kitchen floor of reddish hue. Nearby is her cream-coloured bed underneath a cluttered table The dog’s silhouette looks like a giant bunny, laying upon the floor (due to a pair of black shoes under her head)

Frankie asleep, dreaming of Ēostre

#Dogs #DogsOfBlueSky #Easter #Eostre #BouvierDesFlandres

A no exit sign does its best impression of Homer sinking into a hedge Oddly, this feels like some sort of comment on life. Either way, I always love when plants seem to be taking back from our bullshit. Go entropy go! I feel you no exit sign. I feel you.

Go entropy, go!

#Photography #PhotographyOnBluesky #PhotographersOnBluesky

Fuck you Tara Lipinski
#TheTraitors

Officer Jenny and Growlithe from Pokemon In front of trees within a city Also that waiter dude who had a monkey’s elbow is in shot

ACAB includes these two

@flavorflav.bsky.social our shared March 16 birthday is coming up in about a month. How you planning to celebrate?

INVENTOR OF CONTRACTIONS: you know what the word “not” is too fucking long

Sam, Elliot, and Nicolas Cage in one of the two terrible Ghost Rider movies We have the cowboy Ghost Rider on his fiery horse, and Johnny Blaze upon his flaming motorcycle Unlike the year of the metal dog, there’s a lot less fire horses out there I could find and think of

Welcome to the year of the fire horse

#HappyNewYear #LunarNewYear #YearOfTheFireHorse #YearOfTheHorse #GhostRider

Jesse Jackson reading "Green Eggs and Ham" is so wonderful. RIP

Growing up north of Michigan and traveling the states a bit I gotta say six

We can just feel like signing your name on a contract with the devil sometimes

Not the good devil

I see it more about damage control, especially since they can do a hell of a lot more damage in office in a short time than good we can do by voting

But by voting, we can stop the people who will do the most damage from getting past us

Watching the brow furrow on my 14-year-old, as they piece through their birthday wish in their mind.m

They take a good while to ensure there are no exploitable loopholes because they’re a gamer

#TTRPG #Dungeons&Dragons #Pathfinder2E

Long have I had a theory (probably since my LSD days), that the easiest thing to see/visualize within clouds are the ships from Star Trek

#StarTrek #ShowerThoughts

Apparently, when I try to make horse noises, it passes as a credible impression of James from Pokémon

#facts

Apparently it’s called “bloom” and is a natural coating to stop moisture loss

This is a man clearly not wanting to be Epsteined

A big, black, fluffy Bouvier des Flandres dog named Frankie looks at you from a red paisleyed red mat upon a gray porch One eye glows as a spooky yellow dot of reflected light The caption reads “Ed…. ward” in reference to episode four of full metal Alchemist

Frankie in spooky boogins mode

#Dogs #DogsOfBlueSky #BouvierDesFlandres