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@longwall26

Writer RiffTrax/MST3K, mystery novelist https://www.jasonphilipmiller.com

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*I’m* still mad about it

06.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Check out vintage MST3K Merch with Bridget! Do you still have any of the classics? We'd love to see it! Let us know in the replies

05.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 147 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 2
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It's Mike's favorite song! Megaforce is our deal of the week, so we decided to revisit this CLASSIC musical rendition rifftrax.com/megaforce

05.03.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 185 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 13
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Let's learn some Office Etiquette with Bridget and Mary Jo! New RiffTrax Short! www.rifftrax.com/office-etiqu...

04.03.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

if isaac chotiner ever called me i would answer all his questions perfectly and by the end he’d be weeping and comparing me to st. thomas aquinas

23.11.2023 04:26 πŸ‘ 769 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 3

my main concern is the harm rather than the output, so i don't really need to hear a product testimonial from someone who found it useful. because i don't care

22.02.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 158 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

I didn't come here to make friends. Unless, of course, you want to be my friend. In which case nothing would bring me greater joy

04.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 197 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

I chatted with Mary Jo and Kevin about our weird mad scientist characters on MST3K. Two conclusions: 1) we can’t remember shit 2) still, we do know we had such a great time that we can’t wait to give it another go!

With handy, user-friendly excerpts of the sketches we’re trying to remember.

03.03.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 511 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 1
Two bumper stickers for MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments. One reads "I Brake For Cheesy Movies" with a very handsome rendition of Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot, the other reads "My Other Car is THE SATELLITE OF LOVE"

Two bumper stickers for MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments. One reads "I Brake For Cheesy Movies" with a very handsome rendition of Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot, the other reads "My Other Car is THE SATELLITE OF LOVE"

A mockup of the two bumper stickers on a car's bumper

A mockup of the two bumper stickers on a car's bumper

Take The RiffTrax Experiments with you on the go! Snag one (or two) of these snazzy bumper stickers as a Kickstarter reward. More here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...

Both designs by RiffTrax resident graphic designer Jason Martin!

03.03.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 106 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

theyre just all so fucking stupid and we were told we had to be respectful and treat their stupid fucking opinions seriously even though we knew its all bull shit and now here we are

03.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 4985 πŸ” 1037 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 37
02.03.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

this is one of my all time favorite tweets and if you'll forgive me being a serious tennis nerd about it for a second, tennis is one of those sports where it's really difficult to overstate how many levels there are between you and the pros

(mini thread)

02.03.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 1233 πŸ” 186 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 13

Hi, friend!

02.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 96 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Let's talk about Pearl, Bobo and Brain Guy!
Let's talk about Pearl, Bobo and Brain Guy! YouTube video by RiffTrax

Let's talk about Pearl, Bobo, and Brain Guy! youtu.be/6hmUN4J23xs

02.03.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 175 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 7

This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.

01.03.2026 05:21 πŸ‘ 5259 πŸ” 1286 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 12

β€œdirect your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

01.03.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 10839 πŸ” 2023 πŸ’¬ 110 πŸ“Œ 84

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

01.03.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 9627 πŸ” 2627 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 25

What makes Trump such a unique horror is that he’s the worst possible person to deal with any circumstance. He has no concept of interests outside his own insatiable appetites. He can’t deal with any problem lobbed his way. Creates countless new crises. And considers himself unconstrained by law.

28.02.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 732 πŸ” 138 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 9

Another great riff. The cheese in this webisode gets cranked to an 11. Also happy birthday to the one and only @maryjopehl.bsky.social!

@rifftrax.com
@longwall26.bsky.social

28.02.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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INSPECTOR MOM IS BACK ON THE CASE! Dive into The Corpse's Costume with Bridget and @maryjopehl.bsky.social

www.rifftrax.com/inspector-mo...

27.02.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 86 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3
The most beautiful shirt imaginable.

The most beautiful shirt imaginable.

Do you want to dress like the crew making The RiffTrax Experiments? We have to order shirts for production, so we figured we'd let everyone get in on the fun! Check it out for a limited time only: www.rifftrax.com/launch-crew-...

27.02.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 10
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Happy Birthday to the one and only Mary Jo Pehl!!! Thank you for being a constant source of inspiration and hilarity!

Celebrate MJ by taking 20% off ALL MJP merch and downloads at Dumb Industries thru Sunday w/ promo code HAPPYBIRTHDAYMJ

dumb-industries.com

27.02.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 125 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 4
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I LOVE this riff @rifftrax.com

26.02.2026 03:43 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Great news! With 19 days left to back the Kickstarter: RiffTraxMakesMST3K.com

25.02.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Update 19: We're adding a short to one of the episodes! Β· RiffTrax Makes MST3K! β€” Four NEW episodes in 2026! Howdy, folks!Β If you know your riffing history, you already know that short films aren't just filler; they're some of the most beloved moments in riffing canon. From the fever-dream coiled-wire propag...

WE LIKE SHORTS AND WE DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS! We're happy to announce that one of The RiffTrax Experiments will *also* feature a riffed short. www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...

25.02.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 211 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 25
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WE GOT BOTS! @mst3kofficial.bsky.social rifftraxmakesmst3k.com

24.02.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 259 πŸ” 70 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 26
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A Coronet short featuring one of the most horrifying puppets in RiffTrax history? Buckle up! It's Parents: Who Needs Them. New RiffTrax! www.rifftrax.com/parents-who-...

24.02.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 118 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1
The RiffTrax Experiments Backer Club Card!

The RiffTrax Experiments Backer Club Card!

Do you want to be a member? www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...

23.02.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 109 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 8
Yakko Warnerβ€”disheveled and wearing a green robeβ€”looks at his phone in exhausted displeasure.

Yakko Warnerβ€”disheveled and wearing a green robeβ€”looks at his phone in exhausted displeasure.

22.02.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIXED FEELINGS?

22.02.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 2341 πŸ” 458 πŸ’¬ 67 πŸ“Œ 44