Justin

I appreciate you swinging by to see me put a man through a table while dressed like a giant ape 😂 It was an absolute pleasure

Hey Bluesky, what were y'all listening to this year and who else is a fan of whiny white men sing while backed by cool guitars like me? 😂 #spotifywrapped #midwestemo #thefrontbottoms

Overheard while passing a goth night club leaving #AEWFullGear

"Oh right, they're doing that wrestling shit tonight."

Brother, you are a 45-year-old man dressed like a leather vampire in Newark on a Saturday night. Maybe cool it with the judgement.

a blue pokemon with a pink mouth is standing in the water ALT: a blue pokemon with a pink mouth is standing in the water

I love so many but I think I love this silly guy the most. Gimme all the "no thought, head empty" little guys

And also because @rachaelmdk.bsky.social told me I should ❤️

My wife caught me having an affair during the 10-minute disco break after a goal at the Israel vs Lebanon hacky sack tournament game

(And yes, I came back after half a year just to make this dumb "You Don't Mess with the Zohan" reference)

Putting this together was like doing Lego on expert mode

I kinda just wanted to post a Christmas photo soooo Merry Christmas y'all 🎁🎄☃️🎅

Yeah, that'll be the move if this doesn't work (or just down the line at some point)

I can hide it but I can't hide their crappy quality control and the fact that I already need to repress the numbers on the back tomorrow once I am in possession of a working iron 😂

Might just have to wear this beaut of a jersey tomorrow #NJDevils

So The Front Bottoms Champagne Jam was pretty fucking awesome and here's what it looked like from literally on stage if you were curious

If you think that the world is just suddenly getting stupider, I want you to know that 23% of critic reviews for The Muppet Christmas Carol on Rotten Tomatoes are negative so that should have been your first sign that idiots walk among us.

Jacques Lemaire being the next to go into the Devils Ring of Honor is a perfect choice. His time as coach was integral to the success of the franchise and he deserves to be immortalized forever for bringing New Jersey to their first Cup and saving the franchise from relocation. I love it.

Happy Spotify Wrapped everybody! Figured this could be a fun way to get to know all of y'all and our different music tastes here on this new app.

I decided to watch "Dear Santa" tonight and I have never seen a movie have less of an idea of what it wanted to be. Also no spoilers, but the ending is weird and left an awful taste in my mouth and I did not care for it one bit. 3/10.

The tree is up. Spent my Sunday doing this and watching football and now I'm fully feeling in the Christmas spirit

Merry Christmas to me #playstation

I've put up the lights and after taking a step back, I gotta say this is the nicest fake tree I've ever had. Also, yes my "star" is a small Charmander.

Did anyone else have to physically threaten a customer this Black Friday or was it just me?

I have acquired a smol 3D printed Moo Deng 🦛

Well they're on the road so I absolutely expect them to come through. If it was a home game I'd be a bit more worried.

If you showed the Founding Fathers even 20 seconds of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade their heads would fucking explode

They're still over on Twitter, at least this year

There's truly nothing better than watching big NYC holiday celebrations... from a safe distance where I don't have to step foot in the city and deal with people or the weather #MacysParade

The building was ELECTRIC tonight and I loved seeing the Swiss boys choose violence. L'Heureux fucked around all night and finally found out and now all he wants for Christmas are his two front teeth. What a dominant win. I love how this team is coming together #NJDevils

Good morning Bluesky #photography #fall #photosky

It is well past my bedtime but I am still up and watching Full Gear for one reason and one reason only 🍊🐐 #AEW #AEWFullGear #Wrestlesky

"On the Zero Hour we brought the boom, and now it's time to bring the boob." - Nigel McGuinness #AEW #AEWFullGear #Wrestlesky