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@dasdatjordy

Your favourite oomf’s favourite oomf Ig @jordsristevski

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Can it be summer already ?

12.01.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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22.12.2025 20:52 πŸ‘ 130 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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02.03.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hi baby

29.01.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You don’t even need to ask

28.01.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ass

27.01.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Would climb young John Goodman like a tree

21.01.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just need someone or 10 to cum on my face

08.11.2025 14:01 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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27.10.2025 23:14 πŸ‘ 505 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 26
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This the sickest shit I’ve ever heard spotify.link/ECDRQMdyPXb

28.10.2025 09:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This female ALPHA Eevee bout to be the hottest vaporeon on the block

27.10.2025 13:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

PinkPantheress it seems I’ve grown quite fond of you though there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa’s orchard

26.10.2025 09:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pangoro on the other hand

25.10.2025 11:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Legends: Z-A is fabulous but I’m gonna need a word with whoever was in charge if the PokΓ©mon size scaling

25.10.2025 11:40 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This, sticky date pudding, earl grey and a joint

24.10.2025 12:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I could suck on oomf’s foreskin for hours on end

24.10.2025 10:34 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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She got my ass

18.10.2025 15:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s very underwhelming but I’ll take one for you!

16.10.2025 04:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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15.10.2025 13:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.10.2025 05:46 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Hr: lmfao tea you ate that

24.09.2025 03:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hate LinkedIn so much what do you mean it’s unprofessional to tell one of my best friends I love them

23.09.2025 07:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I* smh

22.09.2025 19:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s been a huge couple of days. I’ve finally been diagnosed with ADHD, I’ve been offered a spot in my dream course and resigned from my job today effective from tomorrow. My life is turning around HUGELY and I’m so nervous but I’m sooo excited

19.08.2025 02:43 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hahah correct! Found my niche in the market. Thank you!

16.08.2025 05:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Decided I’m leaving my corporate job to go to fashion school and I’m SO excited

16.08.2025 03:33 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This person is in a higher position and makes more money than me?

15.08.2025 00:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Found one I love btw!

14.08.2025 23:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You’re telling me I report to someone who thinks collagen can be absorbed through the gut?

14.08.2025 23:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘€

14.08.2025 23:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0