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You mucky mare.

I can see one of those being useful. A robot hoover is just like having a tiny assassin roaming the house waiting to put you on your arse.

Robot hoovers, the fuck was I thinking.

Punted the robot hoover out the backdoor earlier. Absolute fucking menace, it was. Always missed the corners and seemed to time it's attacks for when I had a brew in my hands. Times up fuck face, next door can have you.

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It was, in fact, several owls in a long coat.

Pie. I love trapped meat.

@tinanotthewife.bsky.social happy birthday sweetheart x

HA HA HA HA, STEW.

Thomas. Galilee. 32AD.

Fucking hell, I'm a busy man.

He's dead mate.

Remember, never a crossword.

I feel seen.

a cat is laying on its back on a couch in a dark room . ALT: a cat is laying on its back on a couch in a dark room .

Pie, peas and gravy though.

Sweaty nonce?
Dirty bastard?
Little cunt?
Shit head?

@stephengraham.bsky.social happy birthday you bloody nuisance.

Exactly mate. If you write that screenplay I want 5% of the gross. 😉

My original post was just What If, type of thing. I know nothing about this stuff and just thought it would make an interesting sci-fi idea. I'm absolutely 100% sure there are 1001 reasons why it couldn't happen.

You shouldn't keep mice in garages, mate. They're for cars, ideally.

You deserved it, we were terrible.

You're you.

LOL

Probably salad.

I worked with a doorman like him. Always starting fights, always looking to bully and belittle people, always telling "stories" about how hard he was. Throwing little blokes out and giving them a hiding. A couple of us had had enough and one lad, ex Marine, gave him the pasting of a lifetime.

Fucking Sunderland man.

It means, "Go away, you are disbelieved".

This seems racist.

HA’WAY THE LADS!! 🗣️

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