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Oh that's awesome! I'm constantly needing to adjust but worrying that someone will see me using my phone and kick off about it

I suspect she's decided to breed from her. The way she's treated us, I want nothing to do with her. The trust has gone and if we were to take the puppy now then we'll just end up feeling bad.

...mind and now wants to keep her. The girls are devastated and have been crying since they got home from school. They've been telling everyone about the puppy. I'm fucking livid that this woman has made us jump through hoops, wasted our time and money, but most of all she has devastated my kids 😡

...with our girls (10 & 7), spent an hour with the puppy and got on brilliantly with her, arranged a collection date etc. The breeder didn't want a deposit because she trusted us. We've spent all week thinking of names, the girls were so excited. Then, today we get a text saying she's changed her...

..walk her, how much we'd be at home etc. It was overkill since we've had dogs for years and my wife grew up surrounded by border terriers and her parents ran a local terrier club. The breeder also recommended we visit the puppy to see how we bonded with her, so we went on an 8 hour round trip...

It's been nearly 18 months since our beautiful old whippet left us and we decided we were ready for another dog. We found a puppy and fell in love with her. The breeder very thoroughly vetted us with questionnaires, phone calls and messages wanting to know all sorts of things about where we'd..

Can't be arsed with Forest

Pep couldn't coach these players to win #nffc

If Hannah Spencer doesn't walk into the commons next week dressed as Luigi then what's been the point of all this?

Are they saying that Muslim men were going in polling booths and telling their wives to vote green, like they would have been nailed on Reform voters otherwise?

Well that's lovely news to wake up to 🟢

Yep. Not every contact has to be a foul. There's been maybe 3 worse tackles at least since he carded him

Potentially ruined any chance of a comeback right at the start of the half. Reckon there's another red in this.

Not having that as a red in the Juve game. He's jumped for a header FFS. He can't possibly know where his feet are going to land.

I used to really worry about the kids on the Friday episode. Imagine being stuck in a corridor wearing that helmet, with circular saw blades coming at you along the walls, and having to wait until Monday for your mates to tell you how to get out.

Whoever gets above Spurs will stay above Spurs

Jammy bastards. How have we played these off the park and just gifted it at the end. Hate them. #nffc

Anthony Taylor just loves that whistle

Drop a crush from your youth

Better I reckon. Utterly dominated them

Set piece kings #nffc

Deffo. She'd have a lot to answer for if she wasn't so dead.

One thing that is really odd is the way Andrew is always described as the Queen's favourite son. Is that just a thing that all posh families do? Having a favourite kid?

Wishing Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor a very happy birthday. Doing anything special?

My wife just told the kids that nobody good dies in kids films and I just think that's incredibly disrespectful to Rufio.

I've just listened to Gary 'back in my day' Birtles claim that only managers get stick and players never do. The man's a dinosaur who's wetting his pants because his mate got sacked for being shite. #nffc

I have no idea what the fuck any of this means

It's actually sunny today guys. Get out there and make memories!

A band, made up of a woman and 3 men, standing in an alleyway. They are all dressed in awful outfits that they are way too old for.

They look like this now. I can smell them.