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@firesfletcher

Noivern, 18+ probably, 20 y/o Expect a shit ton of posting about video games like GBF, Xeno, Pokemon, and FFXIV They/Them, EN/FR I do art a lot but you gotta DM for the account @scorchinsharp on twitter @hessianlobo.bsky.social seal 🏏

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Like how do you not even watch TV? Every person with zero meaningful interests at least watches TV

12.03.2026 09:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm thinking back on a year and a half ago watching dungeon meshi with my brother and my aunt walks in, asks what it is, we explain, she watches for three seconds, complains and leaves again

12.03.2026 09:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Seeing someone with literally zero interest in anything is so weird man

12.03.2026 09:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Thoughts on the first trial of Danganronpa 1 on the third go through

12.03.2026 06:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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buzz lightyear from toy story is wearing a helmet that says space ranger lightyear Alt: buzz lightyear from toy story is wearing a helmet that says space ranger lightyear, he also looks very sad

β€œWhere do *I* stand on the Nintendo Switch Pro Controller? You’re not SUPPOSED to stand on it lmao!”

Your longtime mutual who, unbeknownst to you, is a sentient amiibo:

12.11.2024 23:40 πŸ‘ 763 πŸ” 276 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 5

The issue with this is that it means that every game that follows Genshin that *doesn't* need a back like that will still follow the design trends because they view it as a "successful design"

12.03.2026 05:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Part of why big budget gachas have characters with long hair, backs that are exposed, and/or a cape or detached clothing elements is because Genshin wants to you be able to make the part you'll always look at be more visually interesting as a way to make people more attached to using a certain unit

12.03.2026 05:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Faggotron 3000 over here is talking about how unwholesome a boy and a girl being in the same room is as if he's not gonna be sucking and fucking Mondo for existing in the same sauna as him oh my godddd

12.03.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They made Relink and proceeded to never talk about it in Granblue

11.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I will give you a new kit but would NEVER invalidate just using Niyon instead

11.03.2026 10:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can't be the only one who feels like Lecia's kit is incomplete right like it's missing a reason why you use her besides working with her dad

11.03.2026 10:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

This is one of the most specific kits in the game LMAO you WILL use her with these two characters

11.03.2026 10:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ohhhhh she's meant to work with Grand Monika and her dad I think. That's something

11.03.2026 10:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Like I expected s3 to be like G!Percy or something??? And like. Why is she a TA enabler who doesn't give teamwide TA boost???

11.03.2026 10:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This kinda sucks. What am I supposed to use her with? AU Siete?

11.03.2026 10:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Why are we doing saber specialty TA teams in 2026

11.03.2026 10:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lecia's style is ?????

11.03.2026 10:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Actually that's insulting to Danganronpa because I can enjoy everything here a lot more

10.03.2026 09:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's like Persona 4 if it was more enjoyable and also the stuff they changed was more frustrating than annoying

10.03.2026 08:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Danganronpa bigotry montage is so funny because it doesn't automatically make the game bad but it does compound w a lot of the series' writing flaws and is just kinda jarring

10.03.2026 08:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Danganronpa immediately introducing Sakura by calling her a gorilla and "the missing link" like damn okay sure

10.03.2026 08:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well unless you don't have any good dirt normal attackers but have hrunting

09.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Payila is the objective best choice here for you

09.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I need like 20 more drops then I can do Faa Zero... well also I need Bhaisa

09.03.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I CLEARED HEXA FOR THE FIRST TIIIIME YEAAAAAAH WOOOO

09.03.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Andromeda transcendence literally can not improve this weapon because the only way to improve it would be to add debuffs on ougj

08.03.2026 11:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm able to get to the last phase of faa zero's free quest orz

08.03.2026 11:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish I had Uriel and SRaziel so badly because I need to be a full dirt main

07.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I left my mediocre grid FAing for ten turns and I immediately dealt like 500m damage more

07.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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All I need is Bhaisa and I will be able to do even more solid looping holy shit man

07.03.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0