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I need to know how this works so I can fix it. Just about there. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ πŸ‡²πŸ‡½

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Didn't need it.
I wanted it.

07.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's no longer such a thing as a conservative Republican.

06.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Got our first hybrid (Honda CRV Sport) a couple yrs ago and *love* it! Besides the 36 mpg, I love the performance you get from combined EV/gas. Also helps that it's just a really well designed car overall.

06.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
kevinrkirk 2d
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Why are we bothering with the Strait of Hormuz when we could simply do this? Explain it to me like l'm 5.

(Drawing of chopping of part of land)

suahuatica 2d
MOUNTAIN HARD AND BIG, WATER NO UP. MANY MANY DIG DIG.

kevinrkirk 2d @ Threads Why are we bothering with the Strait of Hormuz when we could simply do this? Explain it to me like l'm 5. (Drawing of chopping of part of land) suahuatica 2d MOUNTAIN HARD AND BIG, WATER NO UP. MANY MANY DIG DIG.

Happy Friday. Don’t skip school.

06.03.2026 14:04 πŸ‘ 4012 πŸ” 805 πŸ’¬ 157 πŸ“Œ 91

πŸ’― I am grappling with this as well. Also, publishers have become so afraid to publish anything that is on the regime's naughty list that as an unpublished author, I do not have a chance.
I have pre-ordered your book on Bookshop.org !

06.03.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 1220 πŸ” 231 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 6

The legacy systems excuse is bullshit. Data (and coding, most likely COBOL) formats for old systems are too simple to not be able to update. If it exists as a recognizable alphanumeric string in an electronic format, it can be processed automatically regardless of size or quantity.

06.03.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone who takes the Republican Party seriously needs help.

06.03.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The trick is finding qualified Evangelicals. They are mostly suspicious of secular higher education, so tend to discourage their kids from attending schools other than protestant "Christian" colleges, if at all. Kinda diminishes the pool of professionals. No wonder they appeal to the uneducated.

06.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I grew up in Assembly of God churches (hard core Evangelical iydk). Higher education was looked at suspiciously bc "everything you could ever need to know is in the Bible". My HS youth pastor told me I shouldn't go to college. So, yeah, they're great at appealing to the uneducated. πŸ˜’

06.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

de-lewandowsing could get expensive

06.03.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The life blood of propaganda is letting consumers decide what is truth and what is deceit.

06.03.2026 13:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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American Nazis.

06.03.2026 11:51 πŸ‘ 1929 πŸ” 464 πŸ’¬ 155 πŸ“Œ 29

Forget The Washington Post (seriously), this doesn't say much for the majority of people living in South Dakota.
Vote responsibly!

06.03.2026 03:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Why it takes you and an elephant the same amount of time to poop Defecation duration is surprisingly similar throughout the mammal world. The average mammal defecates for 12 seconds, even though volume varies greatly between species.

I learned an important fact from my kid at bedtime and now I will pass it on to you:

Nearly all mammals of all sizes take about 12 seconds to poop

The research is fascinating and involves "a 'rheometer,' a precision blender that can measure the properties of liquid-like and solid-like materials"

06.03.2026 03:16 πŸ‘ 157 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 10

But it's Iraq...

05.03.2026 23:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Musk's X AI

05.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's just blow shit up.

05.03.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Surprised Trump didn't deny ever knowing her.

05.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They have a deep pipeline of corrupt, people / pet haters salivating at the opportunity to serve the Dark Lord. πŸ–€

05.03.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry but I immediately heard Squiggy from Laverne&Shirley saying this 😜

05.03.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"

05.03.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ask her about her plans for her love jets!

05.03.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have had some seriously shitty bosses, but this guy? 🀯

05.03.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It also assumes He cares more about the individual giver than the people in need - the needy exist to make sure the "blessed" have a way to make points with God.
imho it helps to view Matt 26:11 as Jesus being sarcastic.

05.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

big "nuke the gay wales" vibe

05.03.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And disingenuous arguments don't count. They should not be given any oxygen.

05.03.2026 14:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Opinion | Red v. blue is too simplistic β€” America is mostly made up of purplish states Philip Bump: Election results in Texas and North Carolina have Democrats dreaming big about β€œturning” red states blue.

Will Texas turn blue in November? Well [takes a long drag off of a joint] what does β€œblue” even *mean*, man?
www.ms.now/opinion/texa...

05.03.2026 13:20 πŸ‘ 309 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 1
Nancy Youssef, ..guil @ X.com
@nancyayoussef
The preliminary Pentagon cost estimate of the war in Iran is $1 billion a day, a congressional official told me.
12:20 PM β€’ 3/4/26 β€’ 44K Views

Nancy Youssef, ..guil @ X.com @nancyayoussef The preliminary Pentagon cost estimate of the war in Iran is $1 billion a day, a congressional official told me. 12:20 PM β€’ 3/4/26 β€’ 44K Views

Preliminary Pentagon cost estimate of the war in Iran is $1 BILLION a day. So far.

04.03.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 1654 πŸ” 716 πŸ’¬ 128 πŸ“Œ 337

My father was a multiracial (European, Taino, African) Puerto Rican who lived in denial of his own lineage & was blatantly racist. This is very common. Identify w/ your oppressors & pretend that you are one of them.
But no not dare call us racists, fascists, Nazis, neo-Nazis, etc..

05.03.2026 13:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0