The only reason for still having a nazi tattoo 20 years later that I’m willing to accept is the one Klaus Kreutz gives in The New Order (also a fictional character)
07.03.2026 11:48
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The only reason for still having a nazi tattoo 20 years later that I’m willing to accept is the one Klaus Kreutz gives in The New Order (also a fictional character)
Impeccable conductor hat though
We assumed it would just be a photo
In undergrad we did choose you as the most likely to end up in the dictionary under “train thief”
Let’s start taking bets on who would win in a knife fight, and maybe we will it into existence
And from Andy Kim, too! Dude grew up in Cherry Hill
What? The guy who went out of his way to look like an SS officer? Him? No way!
This is really gonna ruin the tour
This skeet reads like lyrics from our next favorite song from you
Side by side images, the first is a screenshot of the OP saying “at least I’m not as dumb as you, cunt”. The second is Jesus with an empty speech bubble. I tried to juxtapose them so the screenshot of the skeet was seated in the empty speech bubble, but I am bad at the internet
lol, “spreading Christ’s love”
I don’t know if they’ve changed at all, but during the Iraq war protests back in the aughts they wouldn’t actually participate in any planning or organizing work, they’d just show up at events others put together with pallets of signs
I have a hard time believing this isn’t some sort of parody account
The Right: “we support elementary school bombings in all cases.”
The Left: “we oppose all elementary school bombings.”
@schumer.senate.gov: “I reject both extremes.”
This is 1000000000% accurate and makes me want to crawl into a hole and die
Yeah, but you can get them slightly damp, which works just as well
Screenshot of the Bluesky popular topics page. The number one topic is “Mamdani”, with an icon next to his name with a small flame emblem and “hot”
Yeah he is
But “police presence” is what made the counseling necessary in the first place
It’s fun watching the Olympics in your 40s, because someone will be a decade younger than you and the commentators will be like “now, there is a risk that he will fully turn to dust before he can compete this event”
The one who skated to Jaws, though, should get a medal just for music choice alone
One of the things I miss about Facebook is that when I posted something like this with the caption “if you support this, everyone in your life would be better off if you were gone”, and a small handful of people would see it and know that I actually wanted them to kill themselves
I do not love these quotation marks
This video is what maga smells like
Screenshot from the NYT Wirecutter page. The thumbnail image is of a woman with dark hair in a black sweater, standing in a sterile kitchen behind a cutting board. There is a copper vase and five large bulbs of garlic in front of the cutting board. The caption underneath the image reads "Get Rid of Lingering Garlic Smells"
Fuck you, no.
Let those among you who have never “skewed a little too heavily in favor of cheese” cast the first stone
I think I rolled my eyes at the phrase “up wing” so hard I injured myself
Jersey political nerd peeps, does anyone else think George Norcross is a little bit sad he wasn’t important enough to end up in the Epstein files?
We adults of the internet need to make sure brown hoodie kid has a booze hookup from now until his 21st birthday
Have you heard that Fukushima’s radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers?
Do you think there’s a market for truck vulvas?
I mean, if "we should order 15 pizzas" was code for "let's commit sex crimes together", then "let's commit sex crimes together" must be code for a grubhub order