“We need a way to motivate US troops!”
“I have it! Well make a video montage about ‘Justice the American Way’ & use clips from Braveheart & Gladiator!”
🤦♀️
#TheIdiocyIsStaggering
#WhoApprovedThis
#AtLeastBenStillerHasSomeIntegrity
Not sure, several months at least. Providing I can get back.
*looks pointedly at Trump*
Had a bloody brilliant night seeing the great @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social in Portsmouth! Thanks for signing my book, I will indeed stay metal!
#MetalForLife
#RedPenAtTheReady
#HailTheRhombus
#IWouldntSayThatToACobbler
You pun when I’m literally within stabbing range?
Oh ye of reckless punning. I can still try and throw you out the window, you know!
#DefenstrationForTheGoodOfTheMasses
Life Advice Tip: when asking a comedian to sign his book for you, don’t do it AFTER you’ve told him you’re flying to Australia through Dubai!
@robbotron.bsky.social, you’re a dark, sick fuck & I love it!!
#BoomBoom
#IdentifyMyBodyFromThisSingedBook
#FuckTrump
#IfTheMissilesDontGetYaThe737Will
Preparing to shenanigise!
If you get hungry watching this movie, you're watching it wrong.
#PhantomThread
#MmmMushroomTea
#WaitWhyAmIOnTheFloor
Megan 2.0 finally put my philosophy into words:
Change doesn't come FROM [governments], it comes TO [governments].
Governments are always trying to play catch-up with their society.
Clym during @devilligan.bsky.social's 'Choose Your Own Adventure' Stream
#MemeMeLikeOneOfYourFrenchMemes
I don't have Tourette's, nor know anyone with it. But I know people with anxiety & vocal tics. Coprolalia is an extreme tic.
It's ironic that 'I Swear' was made to educate. I guess Foxx & Wendell didn't see it. Perhaps they should.
#TourettesIsARealDisability
#YourIgnornaceIsShowing
A great video about 'chemistry' between actors & the toxic way actors are 'auditioned' to ensure 'chemistry' between leads, & how we got here.
What we need are good actors, who can sell the idea they're in love, rather than 'chemistry' that causes drama & trauma.
#IntimacyCoordinatorsFTW
Some people are complaining he's been arrested for 'leaking state secrets' & not pedophilia:
A) better something than nothing
2) 'misconduct' is easier & faster to prove
C) once misconduct due to Epstein files is proven, a case for other charges can be built
Patience is a virtue. Have faith.
So many critters I totally missed during Tom's play through 😂
@devilligan.bsky.social: curious as to your take on this idea of the 'peripheral scare'.
Usually Ryan covers horror movies, but he's branching out into games. If you haven't watched his channel, high recommend!
So tired of surface
Want to go deeper
Already broken
Only make things worse
In the wrong place
But where‘s the keeper
Smile’s been chosen
Let’s grin as we bear this curse
Just a humble nothing verse
Raise the glass higher
Palimpsest masked layers
The flame’s brighter
& I’m burning my failures
When I was a kid, dad would give me Valentine's cards.
(Not in a creepy way. Let's normalise men loving their kids non-sexually PLEASE)
To date, those are the only Valentine's cards I have ever received.
I miss getting them.
(he's not dead, FYI, I just grew up)
Pathetic, I know.
Th best part is having a sister who is a farmer AND a mum! So she’s double barrelled in every sense!
I reference that more than the average person.
I have seen the update! What a moron.
There are farmers protesting in London today. People on Reddit are accusing them of being greedy, rich, lazy & privileged.
If you have those opinions, you're ignorant & should work to educate yourself about how difficult & costly farming is.
#SupportFarmers
#UKFoodDoesntGrowItselfForFree
I've never heard the entire song before.
Boogie woogie jazz standard (very west coast) - ah, the classic ii-V-I progression - resolution back to OG theme.
Then just blasts out some freeform to prove his bonafides.
Genius.
The bass is giving me flash backs to learning 'In the Mood'.
You look like Belle!
This is almost worth going outside for.
#AntiValentinesDay
#StupidHappyCouples
#ItsAllAConsumerismPlot
#WhyYesIAmBitterHowCouldYouTell
I should not still be so pleased with this video.
Like seriously, I am pathetically proud of it. I had forgotten I'd done it, and watching it again I'm all "heh heh, I made that".
It's childish. It's stupid. It's dumb as hell.
But damnit, I did good.
(didn't watch but will have a look at VOD)
Evan may have been born in America, but damn if he hasn't mastered British sarcasm and passive aggression.
They really need to make that part of the UK Citizenship test.
#EvanEdinger
#LondonScarwy
#NothingLikeBritishPassiveAggression
#FearmongeringIsAllTheRage
#CriticalThinkingFTW
Very much right, no shoes!
Just wanna congratulate @robbotron.bsky.social on over 1.3 MILLION VIEWS of his right nipple!
#LeftyHasThingsToSayAsWell
#RightNippleClub
#AllNipplesAreGreat
#FreeTheNippleButNotLikeThat
#NextTimeWearTwoMics
Does this count as writing down crime?
Seems the Cafe Latte TimTams are like cocaine.
